ITs WAPAAAAAAHH!!! And Saint Joan of Snark And Puni'ala Stories! She is baaaaaack! And she is wielding a hatchet better then One flew Over the Cuckoos nest, which is the movie that most reminds us of Joan Conrow. Joan, who was NOT at ANY event held by Barca, attended by Barca, or has had anything whatsoever do do with Barca, as Joan has never even met Barca in her entire life, nor his ohana, nor has any idea who, what where or the why of Barca, but has been getting spoon-fed PROPAGANDA by people that like to email Joan, and give her juicy little tidbit "insider" information, 99.999999999999999999999999% of is complete and total fabrications, and then spits them back out on her blog like blowing chunks after a hard paddleout.
Here is the latest release, from Joan, hot off the press, before any comments on it:
Sometimes I get emails that remind me why I do this blog, like the photo and message from a guy reporting that the
Sheraton Poipu was renting cabanas on the beach for $40 per day, and
wondering if it was legal.
I contacted the planning department,
which said such an activity likely would require a Special Management
Area permit. They're looking to see if the resort does, in fact,
have such a permit. When I contacted the guy to tell him they're checking it out, he replied:
Thank you it looks fishy, no one should
be doing business on the sand the sand belongs to all. These
things I have learned in part from you. I have been reading
your blog for years. Thank you YAY FOR SAINT JOAN OF SNARK! OH WAIT< JOAN DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT< THE PERSON THAT EMAILED HER DID> BUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT JOAN IS SO IN WITH EVERYONE< SO JOAN JUST DID WHAT THE PERSON THEMSELVES COULD HAVE DONE< CALLED AND ASKED THE PLANNING DEPARTMENT A QUESTION> THIS IS NOT INVESTIGATION< MOVING ON SOME EXCITING TIDBIT OF INFO> THIS IS JUST DOING THE LOGICAL THING> IF YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT IS FISHY CALL THE {PLANNING DEPARTMENT AND ASK THEM TO CHECK IT OUT> BUT JOAN IS A REPUBLICAN RIGHT WING TEA PARTY LUNATIC> THE PLANNING DEPARTMENT LEARNS THINGS FROM JOAN> THEREFORE< ALL OF THE FUCKING UP IN THE PLANNING DEPARTMENT CAN BE DIRECTLY ATTRIBUTED TO JOAN CONROW< SINCE THEY THANK HER FOR TEACHING THEM THINGS> ALL HAIL JOAN> ITS ALL ABOUT YOU, BABY!
JOAN CONROWS PLANNING COMMISSION 101 CLASSES WERE HELD IN A SECRET BUNKER UNDER THE PLANNING Department HEADQUARTERS UNDER TIGHT security> she has secretly been teaching all department heads all of her vast< incredible knowledge that only comes from her> you don't actually think all of Joan's knowledge is a second hand regurgitation of what someone else< saw and heard< and then regurgitated< puked up and passed on do you? like she was right there on the sand with Barca and Lilliy. yeap. she was> she was in some mean ass camo outfit all painted to look like k'ee. you couldn't even tell it was her man< it was epic> yeah and guess what< when no one was looking< it was reported by someone who saw someone that saw her< that she not only pinched the monk seals ass before she left< but she pinched Lilly's ass as well! woot! way to go Joan!
Hey, thank you, for caring enough to
get involved. wooooah wait a second! did Joan just thank people for caring to get involved? woooohahhhh back that bus back up a minute baby! wait< isn't Joan the one that constantly tells people to stfu for getting involved< to mind their own business<s and who do they think they are for thinking they have any business poking their noses into things and getting involved? oh wait< yeah< this is an easy thing> ok< so someone else does all the work< and little miss Joan pony gets all the cred> yeah that's right Joan want s the cred> she wants to be the PEOPLE'S CHAMPION*CUE DA ECHO CHAMBER THE ECHO CHAMBER!* sorry, MAN, THAT POSITION WAS TAKEN FIRST BY THIS GUY,
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Dustin Barca, People's Champion. We KNOW what he is cookin up, and we Love it! Polynesian roots. Roots go deep. |
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the people's champion Can YOU SMELLLLLLL WHAT DA ROCK IS COOKINJ? we BET Joan's NEVER HEARD OF HIM, OR KNOWS ABOUT HIS POLYNESIAN ROOTS.
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Because the sand does belong to the public — all the
way to the upper reaches of the highest seasonal wash of the waves.Funny thing, though Joan was NO WHERE TO BE FOUND when the LOCAL PEOPLE FIRST STARTED TO FIGHT FOR THAT. Never saw her in da room. Unless she was wearing that magic cammo crap to hide into blend into the walls.See, nowadays, even kindergarten kids are taught that the people's sand goes to the highest wash. So, we are really glad that Joan has just figured out the law as much as the average five year old. She didn't write the law, or fight for the law. Local people did. Not Joan. The PEOPLE OF KAUAI. did. They rose up, had protests, got involved, held signs, went to meetings and fought hard for it. Where was Joan? We have no clue. Cant find a pic of her anywhere. If someone can dig up some pictures of Joan, oh say, at some meetings testifying, in the streets holding signs, outside actually doing anything besides trying to look bug eyed innocent and trying to namedrop and strike fear into the hearts of the heartless and clueless let us know. e will put em up on this blog. Seriously we will.
And sometimes I get emails that are terribly discouraging, like this photo of “marine biologist” this is Joan's way of saying that someone is lying and a liar and inst what they say they areTerry Lilley IS REALLY A LEGITIMATE CARD CARRYING MARINE BIOLOGIST> HE HAS BEEN DIVING AND MAKING FILMS< AND STUDIES TO PROTECT AND SAVE THE REEFS FOR 15 YEARS> WHEN JOAN WANTED TO SAVE THE SHEAR WATERS< SHE WAS NO SCIENTIST< AND CERTAINLY HAS NOT A SINGLE ADVANCED DEGREE IN ANYTHING< AND IS CERTAINLY NOT AN AVIANOLOGIST< OR EVEN A ZOOLOGIST> BUT WHEN SHE TOOK UP THE CRY TO STOP THE FOOTBALL GAMES< SUE KAUAI ELECTRIC< BRING IN THE EPA AND MAKE SURE THAT THE LIGHTS IN THE STADIUM DIDN'T EVENT THE SHEARWATERS> THAT WAS OK> SHE WASN'T BEING "SELF PROCLAIMED"< OR ANYTHING> RIGHT JOAN? RIGHT WAIT RIGHT? NEVER SLAP STUPID POEPLE WITH FACTS> IT CONFUSES THEM. WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT LILLY AND HIS AMAZING SERVICE TO THE PEOPLE OF KAUAI?
CLICK HERE:
Surely Terry, as self-proclaimed
champion of the seas, ACTUALLY LILLEY REALLY IS A CHAMPION OF THE SEAS< UNLIKE JOAN< WHO WOULD PROBABLY MELT IF SHE WENT INTO THE OCEAN< LIKE THE PILLAR OF OLD DRY SALT THAT SHE IS> knows better than to approach a monk seal, and
that blocking an animal's route to the water is especially dangerous.
The scene occurred at Kee, setting a very bad example for the
tourists and keiki.SEE JOAN CONROWS MARINE BIOLOGY DEGREE HERE< AT JOAN STFU.COM
The occasion was the start of mayoral
candidate Dustin Barca's run around the island. This video shows him launching https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203086123126340&set=vb.1003944970&type=2&theaterhis canoe just feet from the seal, which scurries out of
the way.HERE IS OUR LINK< PLUS STILLS OF THE MOMENT IN QUESTION>PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY SAYING BE CAREFUL OF THE SEAL< WATCH THE SEAL!> PEOPLE BACK UP TO GIVE THE SEAL THE ROOM IT NEEDS< TO GET TO A SAFER AREA< AND PEOPLE MAKE A WIDE BERTH AROUND THE SEAL> WE WERE THERE< AND EYE WITNESSES TO THIS> THE SEAL WAS NOT EVER TOUCHED BY THE CANOE> THERE WASN'T MUCH ROOM TO LAUNCH> THE SEAL HAD BEEN VERY ACTIVE THE WHOLE TIME< AND THERE WAS A LARGE CROWD THERE> PEOPLE DID NOT APPROACH THE SEAL AND AT NO TIME EVER DID BARCAS CANOE EVER "ALMOST RUN OVER" THE SEAL. SEALS CAME FIRST HERE TO KE'E AND EVERYONE IS USED TO THEM>AT NO TIME WERE ANY SEAL WAS NEVER HARASSED IN ANY WAY BY BARCA OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM> SO< JOAN STFU> AS FOR LILLEY< IF YOU WERE THERE< YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN< BUT SINCE U YOU WEREN'T THAT DR. LILLEY APPROACHED EXTREMELY QUIETLY< AND BEING A MARINE BIOLOGIST HE IS ALLOWED TO DO THIS> JOAN THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERY SINGLE LAW ON EVERYTHING SHE DOESN'T> JOAN IS TRYING SO VERY VERY VERY HARD TO DISPARAGE ENVIRONMENTALISTS< HAWAIIANS< AND ANYONE ON KAUAI THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO OUTSIDE IN THE FRESH AIR AND DO SOMETHING THAT JOAN CANT> THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE> JOAN IS REEKING WITH JEALOUSY> MOSTLY BECAUSE SHE CAN NEVER ATTEND ANY OF THESE EVENTS< BECAUSE SHE IS SO AFRAID OF PEOPLE CALLING HER OUT ON THE SHIT SHE WRITES ON HER BLOG>SO SHE RELIES ON TROLLING THE INTERNET RELENTLESSLY LOOKING FOR ANY TINY ITTY BITTY SMALL MANINI THING THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN TO DISPARAGE ANYONE OUTSIDE OF HER ITTY BITTY TINY LITTLE BUBBLE OF SANITY> Had JOAN BEEN THERE< SURROUNDED BY NATIVE HAWAIIANS< AND LOCALS< AND OTHERS SUCH AS THE LIFE GUARDS THEMSELVES< WHO WERE RIGHT THERE< SHE WOULD HAVE HAD TO STFU> HERE ARE THE STILLS FROM THE VIDEO>
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As you can see< Joan is full of chocolaty goodness on this one>
both things are non incidents< and non issues< and nothing
happened> the guy is a legitimate biologist< people were cautious
of the seal< and the canoes was launched in a slow< careful
manner> but if you never get outside past the sand< and dip your
toes into the water< nor hang with the ohana in Hanalei you have no
idea how close these people are with the seal population there> the
seals first came to Haena when they arrived> long before< Joan the
transplant got here> the people of Haena were protecting the seals before anyone even KNEW THEY WERE THERE> JOAN IS AN OUTSIDER> SHE
WAS JUST SCRAPING THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR ANYTHING TO USE AGAINST
BARCA OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM> THIS WOMAN IS ON A MISSION>
SEEK AND DESTROY BARCA>
HERE ARE THE FIRST 5 COMMENTS ON THIS POST WE WILL PUT EM UP AS WE GO ALONG> EXPECT A ShITSTORM FRom the stormtroopers heil Joan brigade> poeple
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Speaking of videos, Councilman Gary Hooser is oh-so-enamored of himself in this one that he's circulating the link with the comment:
This is
the best 15 minutes I have ever delivered on the chemical companies,
their attack on our community and why we are fighting back.
In
checking out the link posted on his blog, I noticed he's massaged his bio to
remove the dreaded “Realtor” profession, replacing it with "entrepreneur
and small business owner." Hmmm.JOAN MASSAGES HER BLOG EVERY SINGLE EFFIN DAY WHEN SHE HAS THAT DAMNED DONATION BUTTON UP THERE AND DOES NOT REVEAL WHO HER NPO IS< WHERE HER MONEY COMES FROM< AND WHAT HER ORGANIZATION IS> SOON SHE WILL HAVE TO OR BE BREAKING A WHOLE LOT OF VERY BIG AND IMPORTANT Law's THAT COULD LAND HER IN A TON OF HOT WATER>ITS THE ONLY THING THAT JOAN< FRANKLY CAN MASSAGE> POOR DEAR>
In the video, Gary admits, “I'm
caught in a positive feedback loop.” Though some might call it an echo
chamber. U UNLIKE JOAN WHO LIVES IN AN ECHO CHAMBER< AND A HYPERBOLIC CHAMBER< AND AN INSANE ASYLUM CHAMBER< THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE WHEREVER IT IS SHE MAKES Her SECRETIVE BLOGPOSTINGS FROM< YANNO< LIKE THE BUNKER FROM>>>NEVERMIND> He then goes on to talk about why he left his job at the Office of Environmental Quality Control:
It
wasn't enough for me. I wanted to make a bigger impact.
Actually, he was about to get the boot, so he split.JOAN WANTS YOU& TO KNOW HOW IN THE LOOPS SHE IS SHE KNOWS ALL THE BIG GUYS AND HAS ALL KINDS OF SUPER SECCRET TOP INFORMATION> SHE IS A REAL REPORTER WHO NEVER REVEALS HER SOURCES> OR EVER GIVES ACTUAL EVIDENCE FOR ANYTHING THAT SHE ALLUDES TOO> WE LOVE WATCHING THE FREAK SHOW THAT IS JOAN< WHO LIVES HER LIFE LIKE THE BUBBLE BOY>SO JOAN< WHERE IN THE EFFIN HELL IS YOUR EVIDENCE FOR THIS< HAH? YOU AREN'T A REPORTER! GO AHEAD> TELL US WHO TOLD YOU THIS CRAP!
But
what struck me was his rationale for introducing Bill 2491, the
GMO/pesticide regulatory bill that is now the subject of a lawsuit by
the four seed/chem companies it targets. Gary tells of how some KVMH
doctors believe they're seeing 10 times the national rate of a rare
heart birth defect:
They're
upfront. They don't know if it's pesticides or GMOs or what, but they
believe there's a problem. That's enough for me. I don't need any more than that to pass legislation that's going to regulate these companies.
Oh, and the fact that 150 people are suing Pioneer over dust from the fields:
If they're concerned enough to file suit, clearly we have a problem.
After he tells us “I've been involved in a lot of important issues”
and passing 2491 was “truly a phenomenal effort," he proclaims:
I'm
confident the bill is good and solid and we will win.
So maybe, Gary, you'd like to put your own money where your mouth is?JOAN WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MONEY IN YOUR MOUTH? BY THE WAY<L WHERE IS YOUR MONEY YOU GET FROM YOUR BLOG? WHO ARE YOUR DONORS? WHO IS UNDERWRITING YOU JOAN? WHAT SUPERSECRET FUNDING SOURCE ARE YOU USING? HAH? WHAT IS YOUR SUPER SECRET NON PROFIT JOAN? WHERE IS YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENTATION? HAVE YO)U REACHED 10 GRANDS IN DONATIONS YET< JOAN? HAH? HAH?
And then he goes on to reveal what's really driving him:
The world is watching meJOAN INSERTED THIS WORD HERSELF> GARY NEVER SAID THAT> JOAN IS A LIAR> SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CREDIBILITY WHATSOEVER< AS A JOURNALIST< A WRITER< OR A HUMAN BEING> SHE IS A PLAGARIST< A LIAR< AND A LUNATIC>
us."US". GARY SAID THE WORD "US" not "ME". IT IS JOAN THAT SAYS ME ME ME LOOKIT ME SEE WHAT I DID< WHO I KNOW< WHAT I DO< WHO I AM SEE ME ME ME ME ME ITS all about me!!!!!! They [the chem companies] know the world is watching us.
Communities all over our country are watching. They're celebrating our
victory. They're hoping for us. We have to keep fighting, we have to
keep winning and we have to show the world the little island that could
still can.actually it is Joan herself< who is doing classic projection narcissistic< jealous psychotic episodes> Gary said us< meaning the entire island> the island doesn't have delusions of grandeur< that's Joan> Joan suffers from this disease< and then "projects" it onto others< mimicking and mirroring them and what they do< and wanting to live vicariously through them< and then reams them because they do what she herself cannot> live in the real world>
here is our source:
Thesaurus Legend: Synonyms Related Words Antonyms
Noun | 1. | delusions of grandeur - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are
megalomania - a psychological state characterized by delusions of grandeur
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Noun 2. Joan Conrow
*Oooh, lookie, its right there, it says Joan Conrow. *
Yeap, it sure does kids
Finally, Hawaii Public Radio's first-rate talk show, The Conversation,
will be broadcasting live on Kauai Wednesday and Thursday, starting at 8
a.m., covering topics of interest to our island and the rest of the
state. You can listen online, or tune in at M 89.9.
HERE IS OUR LINK>
READ THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE SHOWS>SOMETHING WILL BEGIN TO BE VERY CLEAR TO YOU< I AM SURE> ONE OF THE MAIN PUBLISHING GROUPS INVOLVED IS CIVIL BEAT> JOAN DOESN'T WRITE FOR CIVIL BEAT ANYMORE> OFTEN JOAN HATED CIVIL BEAT AFTER SHE GOT THE BOOT BUT LATELY JOAN HAS BEEN TRYING UBER HARD TO WOO THEM BACK> SHE HAS BEEN REAMING CIVIL BEAT WRITERS HOWEVER> BUT NOW SHE LOVES THEM> STARTING THAT THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO PUBLIC RADIO RIGHT AND KKCR SUCKS> PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY WONT LET JOAN HAVE A SHOW> BECAUSE JOAN IS WAY DOUCHE BAG MATERIAL AND WILL OFFEND PEOPLE SO BADLY THE STATION PROBABLY CANNOT TAKE THE RISK> THIS STATION MAY LET JOAN CALL IN AND BE HER CUTE LITTLE SNARKY SELF> WHO KNOWS> NOW SHE WANTS US ALL TO CALL IN<K SO LETS GO AHEAD> IT SHOULD BE A BLAST> Everyone THAT JOAN HATES< LETS HAVE THEM call into the show should be good for a laugh> then lets see what she writes on her blog>
so, whats the smoking gun? the smoking gun is that they had Dr. Hayes on too< and they actually lean towards the 2491 side of things. so why does Joan like them? she doesn't. she is trying to pander panda to them> Joan is the best pander panda we know!
SO HERE IS ANOTHER SMOKING GUN. GOD WE LOVE WHEN JOAN PUTS HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH> CHECK THIS OUT.
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here is the station< and the radio show the conversation< having DR HAYES on> the very same Hayes that Joan has attempted to ream and rip to shreds< and calling him a fake scientist<> (HE IS AN ACTUAL SCIENTIST, UNLIKE JOAN, WHO IS A self proclaimed free lance writer
I'm hoping the KKCR talk show hosts will listen in and discover what good talk radio can sound like. we are hoping that Joan will tune in to her inner ear< so she can hear what an idiot really sounds like>
from the bubble that is Joan's life.........
WE ARE GONNA SIGN OFF NOW, AND WISH YOU ALL, HAPPY DAZE! AND HERE IT IS, YOUR moment of zen:
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Robin Lewinsky Punani Danner Anadanerhola Village, her minion, kipika kai kualii, play the same antics far more HEWA than joan conmanrow per debra kekaualua
ReplyDeleteAgreed. We will be taking on Robin in a future edition of this blog so stay tuned and welcome to the mayhem, Debra. But Joan WANTS to be the Queen of snark, and Danner doesn't realize that she is the Queen of Stuff. That's the difference between Joan and Danner. Danner thinks she is doing just great. Joan KNOWS she is being a shit.
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