Monday, April 28, 2014

Fun with CHuckie Boy lasker Part 2

 Chuckles "I hate LOLZ Lasker", aka Chuckles the Clown, AKA "Babs are only semi attractive" definately not even semi attractive Lasker, CHuckie Boy "fresh of the boat princeville resident and defender of science and all that is good in the world" Slasher, er I mean Lasker






Conversation continued: from part one




Chuck Lasker
2:40 PM
First, there's no link. Second, you signed this, "the Kauai Eclectic Publishing Team," and I think you meant, "the Kauai Snarklectic Publishing Team."

Now, that could be true, chuck, or we could actuallly be the kauai eclectic publikshing team you never know. makes you thinbk doesnt it? is there a mirror blog out there? omg, is joan really doing this blog? wait, something is wrong here isnt it? there cant be two of them can there? is there a twin out there somewhere? omg! its a conspiracy!.


See, chuck, we are good at what we do. we know how to do snark better then anyone else. we love typos, caps, and mistakes and word play. thats what snarkists do. you are really reading it carefully now, arent you? we love freudian slips, dont you? Thats what makes us so scientific chuck. and we are at the forefront of fighting for science. you were looking for something and you found it. YAY, you foujnd Waldo!. Good Boy!. pats head and gives cookie. now are you smiling yet? becasue that was funny!

see, nothing gets true snarkists to rage, or comment, then typos, mistakes, miss spelled words and capitol letters. its so fun!
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We are a PARODY blog, that reams viscous snarky bloggers on kauai form all sides. We LIKE Babes agaisnt Biotech. We Don't like jealous dried up old cougar hags that hate them. So, if you like reaming haggy old bloggers that are all snarky n stuff, then check out our site. if you ARE a haggy dried up old blogger that hates what we write on our blog, feel free to let us know your outrage. Since we are a parody blog, and are critiquing YOUR blog, guess what? Can't do nothing about it.

SO, go ahead and rage. And while you are at it, why not buy a calender to remeber your lost youthful glory? Oh wait you never looked like this . sorry.


Lol
Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Team
GOGO BAB!

Chuck Lasker
2:04 PM
Interesting. Because I created a parody Facebook Page to parody BABs, Inc., and they've been all butthurt about it. They've reported my parody logo as copyright violation and gotten them removed by Facebook. They've purchased domains with my name in them for whatever reason. It's really kind of funny that YOU like THEM, but THEY hate parody against THEM. Of course I'm not surprised. Hypocrisy is the way of the anti.  https://www.facebook.com/brosagainstbiotech Please keep in mind that parody is supposed to be funny, and name calling like "haggy dried up old blogger" is just stupid.

great and now we will be parodying YOU, and maybe you can enjoy some butthurt too, right, chuck? right? right? LOLZZZZZ

We are a PARODY blog, that reams viscous snarky bloggers on kauai form all sides. We LIKE Babes agaisnt Biotech. We Don't like jealous dried up old cougar hags that hate them. So, if you like reaming haggy old bloggers that are all snarky n stuff, then check out our site. if you ARE a haggy dried up old blogger that hates what we write on our blog, feel free to let us know your outrage. Since we are a parody blog, and are critiquing YOUR blog, guess what? Can't do nothing about it.

SO, go ahead and rage. And while you are at it, why not buy a calender to remeber your lost youthful glory? Oh wait you never looked like this . sorry.


LolLol
Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Team
GOGO BAB!


We are a PARODY blog, that reams viscous snarky bloggers on kauai form all sides. We LIKE Babes agaisnt Biotech. We Don't like jealous dried up old cougar hags that hate them. So, if you like reaming haggy old bloggers that are all snarky n stuff, then check out our site. if you ARE a haggy dried up old blogger that hates what we write on our blog, feel free to let us know your outrage. Since we are a parody blog, and are critiquing YOUR blog, guess what? Can't do nothing about it.

SO, go ahead and rage. And while you are at it, why not buy a calender to remeber your lost youthful glory? Oh wait you never looked like this . sorry.


Lol
Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Team
GOGO BAB!

Chuck Lasker
2:04 PM
Interesting. Because I created a parody Facebook Page to parody BABs, Inc., and they've been all butthurt about it. They've reported my parody logo as copyright violation and gotten them removed by Facebook. They've purchased domains with my name in them for whatever reason. It's really kind of funny that YOU like THEM, but THEY hate parody against THEM. Of course I'm not surprised. Hypocrisy is the way of the anti.  https://www.facebook.com/brosagainstbiotech Please keep in mind that parody is supposed to be funny, and name calling like "haggy dried up old blogger" is just stupid.
 chuck? right? right? LOLZZZZZ

Chuck Lasker
2:28 PM
Well of course. Parody is fine. I am out in front fighting for science, so I am open to this kind of thing. And I certainly can't parody others and get butthurt at them parodying me. It could be fun! As long as it's really parody. I'm not sure you can discern the difference between parody and defamation, though. I hope you can.

its ok, chuck we arent sure you can discern the difference between dissing poeple who atually live on the island, and usin g their names to do it, and YOU getting dissed by name. "Parody", is also "Dissing" as well. And we claim to do both. if YOU diss others, Chuck, we will be Dissing you. SO,l if you can take the heat, don't bitch when we bring it right back. Oterwise, stop dissing poeple, and we will stiop dissing you. Its that simple. Science, what science are you talking about? Dissing Anne Punohu, or DSustin Barca, Or BABS, or ANdy Parx? You mena poeple youa ctually met and know and have done nothing to you? Yeah, your scientific as F***. Lol


its ok, chuck we arent sure you can discern the difference between dissing poeple who atually live on the island, and usin g their names to do it, and YOU getting dissed by name. "Parody", is also "Dissing" as well. And we claim to do both. if YOU diss others, Chuck, we will be Dissing you. SO,l if you can take the heat, don't bitch when we bring it right back. Oterwise, stop dissing poeple, and we will stiop dissing you. Its that simple. Science, what science are you talking about? Dissing Anne Punohu, or DSustin Barca, Or BABS, or ANdy Parx? You mena poeple youa ctually met and know and have done nothing to you? Yeah, your scientific as F***. Lol

Kauai Snarklectic


Chuck Lasker
3:45 PM
Okay. So you're not going to say who you are while demanding transparency of others. Just because you admit you're a hypocrite doesn't mean you're not a hypocrite. I don't care who you are, I am just pointing out how disingenuous you are being. And that's usually what I do - what you call snark. I would gladly post to prove you wrong about the issues you and I are passionate about, but that's not what you want, really. And I always say how I really feel - that's the point of what I do. And I do it under my own name, like a man.

we like being disengenous chuck. read joans blog sometime rife with cowards who hide behind anon every time someone actually says who and what they are she censors them or removes their comments. so, this is how WE roll. Snarking is disengenuous, dishonest, adn nothing very nice. so if you wanna play that game learn the rules. we get to do whatever we3 want on OUR blog, jsut like YOU get to on YOUR blog. ALso, we KNOW what we are doing.

You, Chuck know exactly who you are . the reason WHY we are having a go at YOU, is becasue YOU like to have a go at people you have met out in the communtiy and try to defame them in the public. Theya ren't saying a word, but WE RE.


So, Chuck, yes the world isn't fair. but neither are YOUR rants and snark agaisnt others.

So, jsut remeber that, the NEXt time youa re so PROUD of your snark and dissing of others on kauai. sometimes, the ball rolls back down the hill. so either run, or see if you cans top it.


and the only way to stop it is to simply stop being a snarky little rager disser, who is rude to poeple you know and doent give a rats ass.


Cus we frankly dont care what you think
2:37 PM
well then stop whining about the QUALITY of the dissing, and enjopy it chuckie boy...go and have a good read, its all up there. but remeber, do not bitch about it cuz u do it too. talk about disnegenuous. but hey feel free to post it on your blog and ream it all you want too. we will read the boilog, and ream right back. its neverending chuck. seriously. it is lifes beautiful circle, you were talkinhg deffamation as i recaqll in the beginning., first reaction out of your fingertips. rethought that now, didnt cha? you forgot that you have made some pretty borderline comments yourself dfdidnt ya?

so yeah enjoy chuck we wanna see that fron turned upside down!

btew chuck stop picking on the babs ya cant have them they are outta your elague. and you arent a celibate p[reist so quit acting like you have never looked at a calender before lol.

question is, jsut be careful where you hnide your babs calenders. your other half might find them.

is that defamation? of course not i dont know if you even like girls. im jsut making a funny jopke. you knopw like the stuff you say about them *winkie winkie* 



Chuck Lasker
3:54 PM
See? You were happy I read your stuff. Then you post tons of comments that are difficult to read and annoying, so I'm not reading them. I'm already bored and annoyed.

YAY. now maybe you will have a nap, and rest chnuckie. you need rest. reading words hurts doesnt it? especially when there are so MANY of them? DOn't like a lot of comments? You made quite a few yourself, which i jsut posted for everyone to see. You sound like a petulant little boy who jsut cant get his way. DO you think we care? Lol we don't but we think a lot of people are going to thank us for finally sticking it to you the way you try to stick it to others.

now we hope you have a nice nap, and reflect on your behavior. chuckie.


want us to tuck you in?
ANd rest assured, chuck, if you want to banter around the word "defamation", you should really have your ducks in a row on that one. "Parody" "Dissing", anad "rebuttal", do not defamation make. I can call you an idiot till the sun rises, but its not defamation. Now if i called you a theirf, or a murderer, or whateve3r, yeah. if i said you took peoples money on false pretenses, and you were an  unscurpulous business man, who lied about his qualifications, eyah then I would be defaming you and that would be defamation. but we already saw poeple do that to you, so meh. we arent into that. we jsut bounce shit back when you bounce int out there in the public. so either take your ball and go home, or learn to take it.
I(N SYNOPSIS< hypothetical theory, conclusions, and formulations
This is so Chuck can feel at home reading this, in his scientific format. Since he is at the FOREFRONT of FIGHTING for SCIENCE! Yeah, go chuckie.
We wanted to show you just how hard it is to be a fledgling snarkist. Its really tough when you meet ANOTHER snarkist, who has way different snarkist theories then you do. But, like most snarkists, Chuck likes to diss EVERYONE, even other snarkists. 
We also thought we were ragingly funny and we personally had to spew our drinks all over our comps, which is why we started typing even worse then before due to it getting all over everything.
When we found out that Chuck, like most other snarkists who think they are the cats pajamas of snarkists...(this is more in keeping with chucks memories of his childhood, which seem to be giving him ptsd, which was mentioned as a disease that 2491 supporters had on one of the snarkists rant blogs), he doesn't like to be called "childish things", and also do not call him or others "stupid" things. Also, do not parody them, diss them or say anything else "not nice.". Nope. Only they can do that.
Now that is pretty egotistical Snarking we think.
We also think that we just adore chuckie. and we will chuck him under the chin every time we see him and offer him a cookie. an ORGANIC cookie. Just to really get him to rage. 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
extra LOLS and typos, jsut for you Chuck!
Oh this wasn't your parody. This was just your  coming out party with us! Hope you liked it! Enjoy!
KAUAI ECLECTIC SNARKLECTIC PARKLECTIC BABSLECTIC {PUBLISHING TEAM

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OK, Snarkists here are the rules. You need to show your real name. Or we just ban you. We don't do anon posting here. So you need to have a legit ID.Don't like it, too bad. We don't moderate here. We just simply ban you. All you can do, is take a chance, and see if your post survives to make it onto the blog. But life is a gamble, isn't it? Kinda like when you posted your first snarky comment, kinda gave you a rush, huh? Just think of this in the same way.

Happy Snarkin!