http://kauaieclectic.blogspot.com/ culled from the darkcorridors of the holy grail of all Snarking Blogs
We aint naming names or anything, we are just kinda alluding to an internet blog address. its up to you to cut and paste it into your browser. No one is forcing you to or anything. Its not like there is a direct link to it.. Read it and weep, people. no matter how much you try you will never reach the gold standard of snark on Kauai that this blog does. I know I said we would just "allude" to people but I lied. After all, we are in the business of snark. Snark and lies go hand in hand. Don't hate me because I am a Beautiful Snarkie. you wish you could be me! Suckers.
There are some other gold standard Snarkkers out there, but this one was the very first to truly be really open about snarking, and is a true pioneer of the Snarking phenomenon.Just read this recent post, about a concert, that the blog author doesn't agree with.
Now, here at Kaua'i Snarklectic, where we strive to do things right we suggest that this blog author, and all of the little Snarklet Fisties go and have their own concert.
I am not sure the type of music they prefer, but I think the well over middle aged person that runs this blog, said they liked "Rage Against the Machine". What a cool choice, even though we know the person made that choice, because it matched a sentence They wanted to type, and not because they actually like the band. I would be totally surprised if the author turned out to be a former groupie or something in love with the base player, but who knows? And frankly who cares.
These people are the type that could walk into a child's birthday party and brig the whole party to tears in ten minutes because of the snark they spew they just can't stop.harassing happy events with music and fun for the entire family for a good purpose just causes them to have turrets.
And U gotta admit, it would be great to see this blog author cut a rug,much less her steaming piles of fresh hot mindless rhetoric to actually get out and rub shoulders with the hoi paloi. But when you are a self righteous snob, you can't do that, you have to have standards.
And those standards are pretty low. So low in fact, they sit right on the ground with the rest of the caca on this blog.
So, for all of you students of snark, check outthis blog. The posters are awesome, and full of braincells as you can clearly see from their posts.
Enjoy! Snarkists Unite.
And by the way, feel free to attend this nice, family event full of happy essentially normal people. It should be snark free since snarkists wouldnt dare show up there. Or maybe they will. Kinda like Evangelist Christians they will show up at a Buddhist event to seek converts. Or,as many professional snarkists do, they will show up to spy and try to blend in and take videos of people's asses and bellies and post them on the internet and make fun of them, as another famous bloggster on Kauai was doing, who didnt like 2491 supporters.
Ya really gotta admire that.
See ya at the concert!
Snarklectic Editorial Staff
Friday, April 25, 2014
1 comment:
OK, Snarkists here are the rules. You need to show your real name. Or we just ban you. We don't do anon posting here. So you need to have a legit ID.Don't like it, too bad. We don't moderate here. We just simply ban you. All you can do, is take a chance, and see if your post survives to make it onto the blog. But life is a gamble, isn't it? Kinda like when you posted your first snarky comment, kinda gave you a rush, huh? Just think of this in the same way.
Happy Snarkin!
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All snarking aside, we seriously do lioke this event and want everyone to come and enjoy the concert. But if you know a Snarkette Fistie that wants to come, tell them to take the Kauai Bus, ride their bikes or walk, as everyone knows environmentalists don't drive cars.:D
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