Loam is at it again! Get out the VIOLINS!
Loam, remember, Loam is our EMPRESS of Snark.
When she gets a little too much heat in her kitchen, she always takes a few days off, rallies her spirit, shifts through her once illustrious career as someone whom we all thought used to "care" about us, and brings out her hearts, flowers and violins, to remind us of just "Who" she is, and just how "long" she has been here, and just how "empathetic and sympathetic" she has been to the "natives".
We here, at Kaua'i snarklectic think this is a piece written by a sheer genius of snark.
I mean, not to mention that we have known, some of us, Ka'imi all of his life, and we never saw Loam out in a field anywhere, for whatever reason.
We also think that it is a sheer schizophrenic stroke of genius that Loam has finally had a relapse of memory and remember when she used to be more of a human being, rather then a dried up old prune throwing the words bullshit around, and accusing purple of all kinds of crap, while she has been dissing revered Native Hawaiian leaders, such as Walter Ritte, and Dustin Barca, also from the same humble stock as Ka'imi is, now, suddenly she is all hearts and flowers.
And then, she does the most amazing, ultimate, Olympic of all snarkist things, and BEGS FOR DONATIONS FOR HERSELF!!!
NOT for Ka'imi, whose sympathy, and HER empathy she wants us to believe in, her "vision", and her "solution", for Helping people like Ka'imi.
Nope, she trashes all pretenses, and then begs donations for her blog. Now lets remember people, that her blog is a FREE BLOGGER BLOG.
There are Rules to having a donation button. You need to have a business account, and be a 501(c)(3). So WHERE IS JOANS DOCULMETIATION? Under what non profit organization is LOAM Bummedrow (Joan Conrow) seeking donations, and on whose behalf and for what purpose and what will these funds be used for?
EHarts and flowers and voilins to seek donations for YOURSELF, while using a NATIVE HAWAIIAN to hide behind, after you have been DISSING NATIVE HAWAIIANS, is the ABSOLUTE DOUBLE ULTIMATE PLATINUM UNIVERSALIY ULTIMATE UBER SNARKIEST THING WE HAVE EVER SEEN!
And, frank.ly, we here, at Kaua'i snarklectic are ashamed and disgusted by this blog, and this blog author. This is no author. This is a dispicable human being, soliciting private donations for what and for what purpose? SHAME AND HEWA.
Now, if we go off on a fellow snarkest, you KNOW its BAD. VERY bad.
We urge everyone to call and complain, or at least make this person EXPOSE who or what they are soliciting donations for, because it sure as HELL isn't Ka'imi!!!!!
And, if you see Ka'imi, hand him a couple of bucks, and tell him to be more careful as to whom he allows to use his name, to hide behind to seek donations for themselves
Grrs!!!
The RAGING Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Staff
AMENE!
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OK, Snarkists here are the rules. You need to show your real name. Or we just ban you. We don't do anon posting here. So you need to have a legit ID.Don't like it, too bad. We don't moderate here. We just simply ban you. All you can do, is take a chance, and see if your post survives to make it onto the blog. But life is a gamble, isn't it? Kinda like when you posted your first snarky comment, kinda gave you a rush, huh? Just think of this in the same way.
Happy Snarkin!