Fun With Chuckie Boy Lasker-PART ONE

 Chuckie Boy Mehnehune Lasker, AKA Chuckles The CLown lasker, AKA CHuck lasker, AKAk Chuckles Slasher., AKA:"semi extremely non attractive person". AKA NOT BRAD PITT, AKAK DEFENDER OF SCIENCE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, *while cape blows in the wind behind him*




people get so upset over pet names. Like that's defamation or something. Sure it isn't . It isn't if YOU'RE the one doing it. you know, like calling BABS against Biotech floozies, or calling people who support a bill "Hooserite Fisties". But if YOU get a nickname, omg, scream defamation of character and run for the hills. Of course, if we put together all of the so called "deformation posts" made by some Snarkist bloggers, it would be higher then Mount Everest. We always love how people not originally from kaua'i love to scream "Illegality" when they have been doing it first. We Love that.

So, let s meet our dear little Chuckie Boy lasker. Chuck is a polite little gentlemen, of diminutive yet rotund stature, who is nothing but hearts flowers and unicorns when you meet him in person. Submissive, dismissive, and sweetly sacharin to a fault. A veritable angel. In fact, we think He should be the next person canonized at the Vatican. In the far far away future of course, not now. LOL


We also like tol use the word LOL. Because we are lazy. We already told you snarkists are lazy. They also Pontificate and Bloviate, which is also akin to defecate, in certain situations. But don't tell THEM that. Here, and Kauai Snarklectic, we often say that we are "Eclectic". "Eclectic" is a word common to the English language. and since we are based on kauai, we also sometimes put "Kaua'i" in front of it. Until someone can prove to me that they OWN this name, and have it as a registered trademark, and no one can use those two words put together but them, we we will occasionally use these two words together.

Show us the registered trademark for it, and we won't until then, go ahead, blow a gasket. we can take it.


And that brings us to a wonderful conversation we had, with budding snarkist, and intelligistica himself, Chuck lasker.

Because Chuck chose to "parody", in a rather defamation style and decidedly unfunny way of Got Windmills blogger Andy parks, we thought it would be a hoot to do it to him, in our own way in our own style. Chuck apparently doesn't like our style.


See, we at kaua'i snarklectic know just what it takes to get snarkists to rage. They HATE typos, and "missspellings", and "Mistakes". They love to comb through others posts, to look for something to jump on. That's because REAL snarkists have no true thoughts of their own. Just OTHERS thoughts, that they either agree with or reject.

Now Chuck Lasker, a newcomer to our island, and still pretty wet behind the ears, HATES 2491 supporters. He also disses them, and makes all kinds of untrue, and rude comments about them, all over the internet.

So, we decided to applaud his efforts, by sharing a recent internet conversation, we had with Chuck just today. so, here it is, in its entirety.


enjoy.

Chuckie-Boy Lasker, the undisputed Mehnehune Lep[rechaun of Snarkie a Snarkie Fistie Faux Intellegista outrage, and questionable computer savvy expertise.

His rants arent exactly legendary, and his Snark isnt quite up to par with the rest of the crowd, but hey, do really do Snark Right you really need to be a post menapausal woman. And chuckie isnt quite there yet. We arent really sure if he hasa all of the required neccessary body parts, but Chuckie will be featured soon on Kauai Snarklectic becasue we feel that his fledgling efforts deserve a little gold star for effort. A very little gold star. winkie winkie

Chuck Lasker

2:14 PM

Seriously, you need to be funnier. Name calling and childish penis size jokes are not funny. Calling me "Chuckie-Boy" reminds me of my elementary school days. Go bigger. Or do memes. Most people don't read long posts anymore. But they'll look at a meme. I'd give you some suggestions, but really you need to figure out how to be funnier yourself.

And always keep in mind that parody only protects you so far, and it must actually be parody. There's a difference between parody, humor and defamation. If I posted something saying you robbed a grocery store, putting a little star next to it and saying "parody" at the bottom won't be a defense. For parody, you have to take what someone has done, and make fun of it by repeating it in a funny way.

Finally, try spelling and grammar check. 

 Finally, try spelling and grammar check. Humor dies when the reader has to slog through figuring out what you're trying to say. Maybe ask someone literate to help.

Kauai Snarklectic

2:16 PM

So sorry you didn't like it chuckie boy. But frankly we have been reading YOUR psots for a long time. If you would like a blow by blow play by play of YOUR childishness, we are happy to oblige. stay tuned, cuz it only getsw better. e do parody. Not comedy. parody isnt always about humor, chuck.

its about dissing those who think their snark doesnt stink. when it so obviously does.

we love snark and those who do it.


keps us young, and virile around here.

feel fre to parody US though! we love it!

Kauai Snarklectic

2:18 PM

we hate spell che4ck. it pisses off poeple like you. and deffamation needs something to defame. like an acutal character. LOL dont worry, next time you want to write something snaqrky about another person, chuckie, you might wanna rethink it when your fingers do the flying you have been defaming people for a long time. now, you get a taaste of your own medicine. so go ahead call the kettle black. lol

Chuck Lasker

2:32 PM

Ah well. I tried. You have too much anger to be funny. If nobody reads your stuff, it's a waste of time. And nobody wants to read silly childish name calling punctuated with LOL every now and then to remind people you are trying to be funny. You will notice one thing, though, when talking about "character," I always post as myself, and you're hiding behind a website name. 

Kauai Snarklectic

2:42 PM

hey chuck, your reading it. the very person we actually wanted to read it. and that is the holy grail for us. we aren't trying to get to everyone. jsut to you. and we have met you personally, and know you to be one way in public, and a complete rager and snarkist when online. so we see something here that you cannot. we jsut try to enlighten the masse3s chuck. its up to you to live in denial. hol.ding a mirror under your nose isnt going to make you melt away. keep trying though cuz we love it. we want you to try and convince us jsut how wrong we are. and then, we get to answer. thats how it goes chnuck. so, either  handle it, or quit If you cant take it back when you dish it out then stoip trying to be cute  and "snarky" and  "scientific" and jsut say how you really feel. .

Kauai Snarklectic

2:43 PM

hey chuck if you knew who we were you would be very embarassed over your comments. But hey, thats the world of snark for ya we are snarkists jsut like you. and, this is OUR account, and OUR blog, so its OUR house, and OUR rules. we do love it though when snarkists expose exactly who they are. makes it so much more fun, don't you think?

Hey +Chuck Lasker - what's up? We hope you enjoy our blog. We ream pretty hard. About as hard as the Snarkists do. And we do consider you to be a sn arkist in training. To see what we are about, click here on our latest blogpost. We hope you will enjoy our parodying, and dissing of you, when your time comes, Chuck.

ALoha, the Kauai Eclectic Publishing Team.

Chuck Lasker

2:40 PM

First, there's no link. Second, you signed this, "the Kauai Eclectic Publishing Team," and I think you meant, "the Kauai Snarklectic Publishing Team."

Kauai Snarklectic

CONTINUED IN PART 2