BUY THE BABS CALENDER HERE AND SUPPORT THE CAUSE
BABS calender(Mostly Local people in it) This is what Joan really loves to do. Rip apart these women, who are mostly born and raised here, or of other ethnicity's other then Caucasian, and if they are they are business women, young women with degrees, and decidedly more brain cells then Joan. Joan however DESPISES younger, more attractive looking women then her with HUGE amounts of brains smarts and hutzbah then she has. The calender is completely tasteful, and Joan is just a snarky little witch to put it down. Most of the models are wearing more clothes then Joan does in the shower. WE HOPE YOU PURCHASE THIS CALENDER!
Joan Way to go to support the native Hawaiians!
Andrea Brower Instrumental in the Superferry issue, a young girl at that time who put her body in the way of a big ship no one wanted here. She is highly intelligent, articulate, and also born and raised on Kauai . She is a Kaua'i girl, a young women, who decided to further her education to help the island. She has been commended my many groups, and has achieved many great things in her young life. She also helped to author the bill 2491, and took a leave from her studies to come home and help. Andrea has a lifetime of service to this island and its community, and is a quarter of the age of Joan Conrow. Joan should be so lucky to have had as illustrious a career as Andrea had. She is considered a great hero in many circles. She is also a brilliant and prolific writer, whose work has been seen often on such notable places as the Huffington Post. Joan has had only 2 articles printed there, while Andrea has had dozens. Aindrea is humble, unassuming, and never "toots her own horn", like Joan does, because Andrea is from here, not from the mainland.
Walter Ritte. This man has been completely DEFACATED on by Joan, and her sick ilk. Joan with her mainland mentality holier then thou, SNARK chooses to REAM a man that is practically considered a saint on Moloka'i, was one of the ORIGINAL Hawaiians who stood up and actually STARTED the Hawaiian Renaissance in Hawaii, is almost PURE Hawaiian, and has been at the forefront of Hawaii, Hawaiians and issues for DECADES. This man has done NOTHING to incur any ones wrath, at least from the perspective of REAL locals. But Joan, and dozens of others have sought to rip this man to shreds. A man she has no right to even step into his shadow. This man is an Ali'i, a person of rank, who has fought for his people vehemently. Who is Joan to come along, and besmirch this man for wanting to protect his homeland? SO, as the Empress of Snark sits in her little Snarker bubble, here is the TRUTH about the people she is reaming. Are you seeing a pattern yet? Still think this movement is full of mainland trust fund babies? Think Again.
There are TONS of others that she and her fistie minions rip apart, but we just wanted to give you some faces to put the snark too. And just to remind you all, that THIS is the face of the woman, that is doing the reaming.
Joan Conrow. Blogger, since 2007. before that she was on Civil beat where this pic was gleaned from. This is prolly not what Joan looks like right now. She probably looks a good deal older then this. Before all of that she lived on the mainland, and has many mainland roots. her style is described below, as we watch her metamorphosis over the last years into what she has become today. Far from a champion of the Host culture and Island that has cherished her, in her myopic and misty eyed opening posts, she has dedicated the last few years to villifying the people you see above. Rock on Joan. We love our EMPRESS OF SNARK, and her awesome SNARKIE FISTIE MINIONS from hell.
Think about it.
And now, for your viewing pleasure, the many snarky comments of Joan and her blogger snarkie fisties, and those who dare to go onto her blog and stick it right back up her okole. You can guess the outcome, can't ya? Hence, this blog was born, from all of what you see here. Thank Joan and the Snarkie Fisties for it.
You reap what you sew. And then, we rip you a new hole for it.
When we go through the voluminous archives of Loan Cornrows site, we decided to begin at the beginning. Just how did this beloved female of fastidious forcefully feisty rhetoric become the slimy empress of snark she is today?
Let's take a trip down memory lane, to one of Joans very first postings in 2007. This was back in the day when Joan was more clear headed, and we suppose menopause wasn't kicking her in the head so hard.
You know how women get after the change. *winkie winkiw*
Check out the lovely, non snarky postings, and the posters. very few are anon, and every one is civil and polite, especially Joan herself. It is a lovely, fresh breath of wind, wafting delicately over our Garden Island, and giving us some added fun, to add to the then very well known Andy Parks, who was the original King of Snark, but fun, and good and gooey Snark. He even made us wince a little. But still, it was doable, because he never allowed his blog to become a cesspool of mucky rantings from snarkers and the Anon Posters Union Local 960. Anyways, here is the original 2007 article. Frankly, we have nothing to snark about it.
SNARK FREE JOAN IN 2007
Anyways,
Now, this article was called, KABOOM. How prophetic that has turned out to be, with the literal implosion of her blog into a veritible cesspool of snark, and inane controversy going nowhere very fast, where all she does basically is beat up on her fellow Kaua'i citizens who dare to take a stand. I guess its because she doesn't want to be seen in a protest? Shes camera shy? She didn't start the movement? Fern is more smart then her? We really aren't sure why she has a stick up her ass, but here is what her today blogpost is. As you can see it reams everyone that tries to come foreword and do anything here. She has nothing nice to say about anyone, and continues to rip apart her fellow Kauai citizens, like we already said. Was that redundant? Well, she is pretty redundant. We are just following her lead. She is, of course the Empress of Snark now, and not the Empress of Empathy as she used to be.
Here is her article, so called from today. It is a delicious piece of chocolate fudge covered snark. Worthy, truly of the Empress in all of her glory. After 7 cold dark and lonely years , of a steady decline this is what she has been reduced to. We feel sorry for her. Well, not really we love it. We love to watch things implode. Only because it is way less easier clean up on aisle three.
But we digress. Read on, people:..
WHAT A SHAME-THIS BLOG HAS BECOME
Here is a yummy, snarky, almost but not quite defamation and slanderous statement from her. My O My how times have changed, for Loam, er I mean Loan, er I mean Joan, who now boasts a donation button on her blog, claiming poverty I guess we aren't exactly sure. maybe its so she can take another trip to the mainland, to see her midwest "sister" who lives on a "real farm". Anyways, read on people for all of the fudgey gooey goodness of this delicious snarkie bit of it. You will have to click the link to see the rest, though.
But we're likely to see more, because they're on a roll. First
it was single use plastic bags, now it's Styrofoam and next it's
bottles. As TGI reported in its interview with Zero Waste's Pam
Burrell:
If it were up to her, she would get rid
of not only plastic containers but also plastic water bottles across
the island.
“I don’t want to stop,” she said
of the movement. “I just see so much waste. It’s just needless
waste — without thinking.”
And all I could think was, what a shame
that Pam didn't see the light earlier, before she and her husband,
Rex, generated all that plastic sheeting, all those styrofoam peanut and pellets, all that cardboard and construction
waste, while merrily operating their interior design and contracting businesses.
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OK, Snarkists here are the rules. You need to show your real name. Or we just ban you. We don't do anon posting here. So you need to have a legit ID.Don't like it, too bad. We don't moderate here. We just simply ban you. All you can do, is take a chance, and see if your post survives to make it onto the blog. But life is a gamble, isn't it? Kinda like when you posted your first snarky comment, kinda gave you a rush, huh? Just think of this in the same way.
Happy Snarkin!