Musings: Chuckle Boy lasker, Loam, KFD, Luke Evslin and WTF, CAREN DIAMOND THE REAL HERO OF TVR'S

EMPRESS OF SNARK, LOAN CORNROWS,AKA LOAM BUMMEDROW, AKA Joan Conrow (gleaned from a public source, screen capture)

Chuckles Lasker, AKA CHuckie Boy aka Chuckles Mehehume AKA CHuck Lasker

Gleaned from the internet. Screen cap.

AS we, the publishing team were taking a leisurely stroll through Loams parlor, wading through the old newspaper clippings, and then popped over to Chuckle Boy lasker for a cup of snark slime, and then slithered over to the Farmers Daughters place, for some delicious GMO laced breakfast, after peeking in the garbage and seeing the organic wrapping papers from a package of organic eggs, we sauntered out, over a beautiful bright hot sun scorching our heads, so we retreated to the shade of an invasive Java Plum tree, and sat down leisurely to write another incredible Musings post. What is a musing? Well its kinda like a grumble thought pattern that won't get out of your head until you spill it out somewhere, like on the Internet.

So, we, as professional musers, are just musing. So what are we randomly gonna diss today? Er, I mean, muse about?

Well, lets start with page views. Wow we had almost one hundred page views today. As we recall, Chuckle Boy Lasker said we wouldn't get any. Wow chuck you were right. About as right as you are about anything. We suppose, that is why, in a jealous tanturm rage, Chuckle Boy Lasker blocked out posting to him. That's ok,l we will just do it here. LOL. BTW, he HATES the word lol, yet uses it in memes on his blogs, while discussing the "semi attractiveness" of the BABS calender models. Wow, Chuckle. really? Last we looked you and Brad Pit had nothing whatsoever in common. But hey,m these Princeville newcomer transplants think they are all the rage. Well they are. Ragers. LOl. God we love to use the word LOL.


And then, we saunter over to the Empress of Snark, Loam Bummedrow, because we have to do homage to the Empress every day here. Loam, today, in keeping with her theme of the week, is feeling intro-retr-spective and trying to get back to her roots.

No, we don't mean her mainland roots. She apparently just visited the mainland a little while ago. No, we are talking about her "down home Kauai roots.". We realize that sifting through old newspaper clippings must get Loam all misty eyed, so, she decided to get out for a walk outside, and this time decided to show us her great prowess at being in the know. Joan likes us to think, that she can just snap her fingers, and heads of state will meet with her, and do her bidding, and kiss her decidedly non slippahs feet. Does anyone really think Joan wears slippers? We don't I would have to actually see a picture of her feet in them to believe it. We bet they have an 80 dollar manicure attached to them. Hmm, We really wonder where all of that money that Joan is getting for her free blog is really going to? We bet it isn't a new pair of slippers.


Anyways, Loam wants us to know that the big real estate guy met with her, allowed her to take picks and do her investigative reporting. because remember people Loam is all about US and has done so MUCH for the community. Usually people that laud Joan for this, are newcomers, who don't remember that local people from HERE have really done the most for the community and new all about the stuff that Loam was doing way before.

Loam just thinks that before her, there just wasn't anyone doing it. And now that She is here, well god bless you Loam, patron Saint of everyone.


Its not that we don't like her abuse chronicles. Its that she goes on to publicly viscerate them. Then, she turns around and lacerates the general public on other issues. She just is the Empress of Snark. That's it. It's not real reporting because it isn't two sided. It is Loams opinion, is all.

There is no "investigation". It's just her, being maha'oi, ni'ele, like all mainlanders. Now, in the case of ripping apart mainland owners of nicer houses then Joan has, that's great, but its really not Joan that has done the work. Caren Diamond is the real hero here.

Caren Diamond the REAL hero of the TVR issue. Caren was the one that has been fighting in the trenches, fought for the laws, took most of the pics, put herself on the line. She is an amazing woman, and deserves all of our praise for her hard work. Caren does things with actions, rather then trying to praise herself. She never toots her own horn, and is extremely humble.

But, like many others, Caren, who in our opinion, is an actual real saint, if nothing else but for putting up with Loam for all of th4ese years, but she actually is a genuine, nice person, who doesn't get on social media, and use Native Hawaiians as she sees fit, for whatever purpose she has.Karen has a soul.


So, even though it is Caren who really is the one behind the TVR abuse issues, and also many other actual local poeple throughout the years, it is Loam who wants the glory. Oh she says she doens't but she does. Its obvious in the way her "I did this, I did that, me, me, me, posts that it is, really all about LOAM.


Nothing is more clear, then today Post, where she continues to retreat from the steaming pile of caca she has made on her blog over the 2491 issue, and wants us all to be reminded just who and what she is, YET AGAIN. *Yawn*

So, here, Joan shows us how she can say WTF...*As in, What the Fuck*, just in case you don't know what that means, and that's why we made this an ADULT blog, people, to a bigtime realtor. She is awesome, isn't she?


When local people say WTF to important realtors, they are horrific, bad mouthed sourfaced, no good Hawaiians. When Joan does it, it is totally ok. Its also ok for her to say Bullshit. We loved how she said she didn't "sugarcoat shit", on her blog. Yeah, Joan you sure don't sugar coat anything. How could you, with a sour soul like you have?  Theres no sugar in them thar lips that's for sure.

We also love, how the Empress of Snark, thinks that it is only bullshit if its done and said by someone else. Has anyone every seen narcissistic Queen of the decade, Loam(Joan Cornrows, lets be clear people), apologize to anyone for anything? Nope. And you never will.


Moving on to the Farmers Daughter, (you can click on her Snarkblog on the sidebar), here are some more observations of snarkiness, from us.
Farmers Daughter blog is a great piece of comedy.

Gotta love how "farmers daughter" reminds you at least a hundred times in each of her blog posts that she is, in fact, a "farmers daughter" and "local". Which just begs the question, is she for real? I wanna see a birth certificate. prove it. Because everything that is written on this blog, smacks of multi generational missionary based Luna high falutin type of heritage, certainly not a native Hawaiian one that's for sure, and certainly not exactly down in the dirt "local" either. Anyone that has to remind you what they are every few words, is certainly not what they claim to be. But meh, this is only an observation, based on the style scope and content of the persons writing. heck, she may be a he. who knows. Lots of people like to write stories as blog posts. There are tons of people with entirely different persona's on the Internet, then they are in real life.

Take Chuckle Boy Lasker for instance. Mealymouthed, submissive, stooped over kow towing sweet little butterball of a short middle aged man, whitebread, totally unassuming, Newcomer, and Princeville resident looks and acts like he wouldn't hurt a fly. But get him on the Internet and omg, he gets all Kryptonited, and becomes INTERNET SUPERMAN SAVING SCIENCE FOR ALL!. LOl


You see, our point, yush? LOL. He hates lolz by the way. But he uses them. But thats ok.

But then, this is just an opinion. We aren't even being snarky. We are just doing a little Jungian-Freudian analysis. OMG. Science!! AKKK!!!...GOGO BABS! GOGO SNARKIE FISTIES!! Its nice you have learning skills, Chuckie. Now, try learning something about polite human interactions on the Internet. It may help your business skills a lot. By the way, about that, i found some really interesting stuff on the Internet about your business.  Didn't some people sue you for breach of contract or something?We are not being snarky I am asking. We would really like to see a blogpost about that. Now that would be really cool. Cuz we figured you musta learned something about that, huh? And didn't you say that BABS sued you for a copyright violation? Really? How about a blogpost about that too? Did you learn anything from that? We wanna know! Cuz we are nosy. Kinda like you. We love that you called the BABS girls, "semi-attractive". If anyone knows anything about being semi attractive, its YOU chuckle boy.

Next, its Luke Evslin who we like. Unfortunately though, Luke just doesn't get that reaming the reamers, snarking the snarkers, bashing the bashers, and Lulzing the Lulzers, not to mention trolling the trolls, is just good clean fun, and entirely necessary to really bringing our community back together. We like Luke, don't get us wrong, but he kinda thought we failed to see his point. Au Countruere, my good pal, we didn't. But you see, here is OUR point.

Luke is a pretty awesome guy, in our opinion. He is the centrist voice of reason, that is as sick of it all as we are. But he still holds to a belief that we can "all just get along".


We admire Luke and wish him good luck in his attempt to heal the community and bring everyone together.


but we have an other idea on the subject. its why we created this blog. We want the people that are doing the most damage to our community by their unbelievable level of snark, fake outrage, and just plain smarmy stuff, to frankly STFU, and start talking a dialogue that doesn't include negativity. On that we are on the same page.

But we do not concur, that Loam or her kind, is on a page with us. We wrote the book, they are just scribbling in the margins.

So, while we commend Luke Evslin for his efforts, we feel that we add a much necessary service. TO show these snarkists that snark doesn't work either. it only is inciteful, hateful, and serves no purpose.


We aren't Jesus Christ, and we don't turn the other cheek. Sorry, guy.


But we like ya.


Here is how the conversation went down:

He wa'a he moku, he moku he wa'a
“No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main.” 
- John Donne
 

Hordes of flies.  Manure stinks.  Feces and urine can possibly reach the ocean.  The methane from the cows will increase the rate of climate...

He wa'a he moku, he moku he wa'a

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“No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main.” 
- John Donne
 

Hordes of flies.  Manure stinks.  Feces and urine can possibly reach the ocean.  The methane from the cows w...

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Kauai Snarklectic

Yesterday 5:11 PM

Luke we like your blog in a good way feel free to check out our blog where we diss snarkists and snarky people on kauai that rage against anyone who tries to eat organic, or protect the island. please read about how the Joan Conrow blog solicited donations today while hiding behind someone we know very well that is Native Hawaiian, while dissing Native Hawaiians like Walter Ritte and Dustin barca. Help stamp out snark today. And mahalo for taking the high road and having some integrity.

Luke Evslin

Yesterday 11:21 PM

While I really appreciate that you enjoyed my blog, I think that you may have missed the message behind my last post.  We need to continue to look at the bigger picture and stop making this a rhetorical war.  We are all literally on the same side.  And I'm not sure how a blog that mocks Joan Conrow is a positive thing for our community or for the idea of sustainability.  While critical of 2491, she has made a lot of very relevant points.  I think the dialogue that she sparks is integral to a functioning democracy.  I definitely don't always agree with what she's saying, but I do always appreciate her viewpoint.

Instead of further polarizing the issue by taking sides or attacking her message, I think that we need to continue talking about solutions. 

Kauai Snarklectic

1:18 PM

ALoha Luke. I do not agree that Joan Conrow has ever contributed anything to our island that already wasn't there before. Joan, shows up from the mainland, with all of her so called exceptional reporting skills, ect, and then rips apart native Hawaiians like Walter Ritte, Dustin Barca, and many others, who actually are of this land. Joan feels that, like most mainland people, she is far superior to us in knowlege, ideas, ect. She likes to drop names of people that she supposedly knows, and rips apart others who are born and raised here. How that is good for our community is beyond me. We are sick of the bashing that Joan has been doing. She was fine when she was sticking to the abuse chronicles, and not getting involved in personally attacking people, but then she just simply went to the dark side. We feel that if you put yourself out there to be a snarkist, and a rager, and just an all around rude and obnoxious person, you deserve a mirror to be held up to your face so that you can maybe one day see the error of your ways. Joan consistently wants to remind us all about how she is so "in" with the "locals", but then rips them to shreds. Not a good thing. Luke. We were doing environmental activism and bitching about TVR's way before Joan showed up on the scene. She is not the patron saint she wants to be. She is full of hypocrisy. We feel, that until all of the snark and rhetoric stops we cannot move forward. SO We entirely agree with you. However, we are tired of being nice, and bending over for Joan and others like her. That is our stance and this is where we make it right here on social media. Exposing the exposers to their own images we feel will go a long way to stopping the negativity and get people back on the right track.
 We hope you see OUR point!
Aloha

Kauai Snarklectic Publishing Team

Luke Evslin

1:46 PM

But the issues here are not black and white. There is no “right” or “wrong.” We’re all just trying to find the best path forward. To find that path we need to encourage dialogue. And, that means that we’ll often disagree with each other. But, once we resort to ridiculing our opponents then we’re taking ourselves out of productive dialogue. As Gandhi said: “The pursuit of truth does not permit violence on one’s opponent.” If you disagree with her personal attacks, then how can you attack her personally right back? If you criticize her for perpetuating the rhetorical divide, then shouldn’t you try and do the opposite by closing that rhetorical divide?

Kauai Snarklectic

2:11 PM

Actually Luke, nope. We aren't in the business of healing the world, or our comm unity. The only way to do that, is top remove everyone from it that is an impediment to rational dialogue. And that would mean just a shitload of people that need to get the hell off our island.

That being said, We will leave the workings of that, to peacemakers such as yourselves, while we will continue to shine the true light of cockroach mentality exactly where it belongs.


See, our theory is if you don;t want to be exposed as a "snarkist", and a "mean spirited person", and just a jerk, then stop posting crap on the Internet.

Then when that stops, we can actually sit down and have a decent dialogue. If our blog causes people to rage we think that's a good thing, since these people have been causing the rest of us to rage silently. Not only that, we have been the victims of being banned from their sites for expressing an opinion that was opposite to theirs. If you continue to laud people like Joan and oaths for their "work" you are simply perpetuating the madness which you seek to stop.

We believe in fighting fire with fire, and if its too hot for them, they need to get the hell out of the kitchen. That, Luke is our ultimate point.

If people wanna crap in the wind, they need to learn to wipe their faces and accept that they are the instigators of the divide, and the authors of it, and we, are merely critiquing their actions.

This is a good thing. Public shaming is an age old technique that was done in olden times. We are just going back to our roots.


So, sorry Luke, we aren't going to stop. Not until they do. So, the ball is in their court. Stop the smarm, and the personal attacks, and we will stop as well.


That is how real peaceful negotiation works, In our humble opinion.

But we applaud you, Luke, and we do not hold you in any way in the same category as someone like her.


Amene

kauai Snarklectic publishing team.

  So, in conclusion, fellow snarkers, we will leave you with these incredible musings. Of course, these are just our MUSINGS. I mean, we won't presume to think that OUR musings are better then YOUR musings. But, if you have them, feel free to share. Also, if you block US from commenting on YOUR stuff, thankfully, OUR COMMENTS regarding YOU still stay up on the inter net. Isn't the Internet a WONDERFUL place?


And becks we are so UBER AWESOME, we will leave your comments up, if we feel like it. Just to show how awesome we are. That way, when people do searches for them, they can find them, right here where you left them.


Isn't technology and science wonderful?

GOGO BABS!  GOGO SNARKIE FISTIES!


Bless you all, with many rainbows, and unicorns, that can emerge from any orifice you prefer

Kauai Snarklectic Publishing Team