DUSTIN BARCA RUN FOR MAYOR TOUR,JOAN CONROW PICKS ON A PRETTIER YOUNGER WOMAN, CLAYTON KUBO IS A HERO,KALAHEO WATER WOES,HAWAII FARMERS DAUGHTER TELL US THE GMO GAMEPLAN

This is the whole video produced for his run around the island. You can see most of the launching ceremony. People are staying to the left of the monk seal sign. You can see that the seal is not being run over by the canoe, as the entire launching going into the water is shown. You can also see that there are at least a hundred people there, not only Dustin Barca supporters, but at least several dozen visitors that had no idea what was going on. As you can see, this was locals, local people hand Hawaiians. All who have the utmost respect for Monk seals, including Barca himself.  TO try and put up a 60op second video clip, and say that Barca was "Harassing" a seal, with so many people there as witnesses is sheer stupidity.

Dustin Barca's Run for Mayor THIS WEEKEND!

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Dustin Barca ISLAND TOUR STARTS THURSDAY

Clayton Kubo Westside Kaua'i Hero

Katie Horgan Joan Conrows latest "I'll Get You Yet, My Pretty!", victim

Joan Conrow Empress Of Snark "I'll get you yet, my pretty!"

Joni "Tokyo Rose" Gives us the low down on the real plans. Mysterious plant diseases are now infesting all worldwide crops. They certainly aren't being introduced into the environment by the companies! Why, of course not, they are just going to make everything all right by curing them all! They will save the planet yet!

We were wading through the virus, hormone infested, fungus laden plants in our backyard yesterday, and musing just why there weren't more chemicals to kill them off bettor. I mean, come on, there is a spot on that one, a blemish on that one. AS we mused dejectedly, the bright beautiful glorious day began to cloud over in our minds, as we collectively became gloomy, glum sadsacks, schlepping around and trying to figure out what to do with ourselves. Then the light went off almost spontaneously! Well, it was just a bulb that popped in the kitchen, but still.


So, our staff rallies at the statue of Joan. *see previous post*, and we began to pray. We raided the fridge and the garden. We looked for ring spot viruses and banana viruses and cassava viruses. You know, the foods that aren't GMO yet. I mean come on seriously we need to feed the WORLD, right? Even though half of the world *or more* has banned GMOs in some way or completely. We just KNOW we can save lives!.

Suddenly, from a misty corner, came Joni Kimayo! Or some version of that, we don't feel like factchecking today, that is Joans job. In fact, we noticed that Joan was feeling kinda lazy herself on her last blogpost, merely perusing the Garden Island Newspapers online site, and commenting on each headline. We LOVE her creativity and ingenuity! Such writing skills and original thought processes!


It's like going through someones garbage when they have already thrown it out, and digging right to the bottom for the really good stuff, yanno the icky rancid rotten stuff. EYah! That's awesome!


And then...commenting about it on a blog! That is "investigative" reporting right? Well, its reporting, right? Well, its a report right? Well its writing, write? Er, nevermind.

But first lets to get to the latest WAHINE IN PERIL, as Joan Conrow ties yet another unsuspecting, poor young, brilliant girl with an advanced degree to the Kilohana train tracks, and starts the engines to run her ass over!.

Here is Joans latest post, more then likely written from some safe bunkered haven somewhere where there are no environmental nutcases. You know, like Joan, who wante4d all of the football games stopped for the shearwaters, and we believe brought some sort of a suit against someone, and got the EPA all involved n stuff...yeah. THAT Joan Conrow. The same one that just LOVES LOCALS, and wrote a book about TOURING KAUAI FOR FAMILIES. Like she has a passle of kids and knows all about it. Guess she doesn't like football games. Right Joan? Right? But she hates the military. Oh DOES she? Does she REALLY? But, but, Joan, aren't you all for the biggest employers of the We3stside? So, don't you Love the military? I mena they employ people, Joan. Aren't you for the employers? Wait, does the military not like GMO's? Could this be true?


Oh wait, no, just one little female employee, young, and engineer with advanced degrees, cute, pretty, sweet, and young. Just the type of delectable little morsels that Joan Loves to chew up and spit out for a light snack, If we didn't know any better we would say something else was going on, but nah. We are pretty sure that Joan is as celibate as a nun. Neither side would want that. But maybe it is the frustrated poledancer in Joan? Does she really YEAH to spin on the tin? WHO knows. After all, that is jsut baseless speculation. Jut like most of Joans so called "writing", the icing on the cake to her pure snarkiness.

So, who is this delicate little flower that Joan wants to pluck from the ethers and drag stomping below her black topped hiking boots?

Well, the poor evil creature designed the KCC Bookstore building. Yap. Evil, evil evil. She works for some contracting company u8nder a military contract. But she is a red shirt! AN evil, globulating redshirt minion, that needs to be stopped at all costs? Know Why? Cruz she picked on poor widdle Joany Pornsey. That's right, folks. She told Joan if she didn't let her post on her blog, she would write an editorial to the newspaper about her. Aw. POOR JOAN! She got all butthurt over it. But wait, don't let US tell you, here is the post.

But before we show it to you, we want to show you the kind of wicked, evil cruel things this wanton woman of 2491 poledancing dilettante has been posting all over the Internet, and we also want to state, that these posts were mostly coming from a surfing blog. Something Joan is certainly not intimately familiar with, but since Dustin  Barca started running for mayor, GMO companies are now trying to figure out how to make GMO surf. Well, they already have, they just won't admit it. Next is GMO air...oh wait...done that already......Moving along....

Here are some flaming horrific posts we found! They were so G rated, we got a cavity! Seriously, Joan can't take it, even at its most MILD form. In fact, where does she mention Joan? Where are these so called threats? Where are the posts? Joan? Joan? Actually we are kinda pissed that she went for Kate. We wanted her to take a go at us. But we figure, nah. She knows we would go for it. Too hard for Joan. The poor girl probably doesn't even know Joan wrote about her. She will now. Thanks to US.

Joans Post: WITH HIGHLIGHTED AREAS OF INTEREST  (IN YELLOW AND COMMENTS IN RED, JOANS STUFF IS IN PUKE GREEN,) TO SNARKERS< AND LITTLE WITCHES FLYING ON BROOMSTICKS< OR RIDING BIKES WITH TOTO DOGGIES IN THEM IN KANSAS:

Friday, May 30, 2014

Musings: Gone Crazy

As someone noted in comments yesterday: The entire [Kauai county] council seems to have gone crazy.


To which I might add, it's not just the Council. Got lots of unelected nuts out there, too.


Like Lepeuli Beach regular Richard Spacer, who has asked the state Attorney General to launch a criminal investigation into former Planning Commissioner Caven Raco. Seems Richard, who is displeased with the Waipake Beach access planned through the Kahu Aina Plantation project, takes issue with Caven's testimony to the County Council last October supporting the access:


I would like all the council members to be made aware that I was a voting committee member on the Subdivision committee during the public testimony stages of this particular applicant when the original path was decided. During public testimony and deliberation it was the community that showed interest in having a foot path and not the planning dept. It is my recollection that over 100 signatures and testimonies were provided for the path. I hope that this may help clarify any confusion.


But because the planning department was unable to provide Richard with the signatures, which apparently were provided to Caven outside of a meeting, and thus not part of the department's records, Richard is convinced Caven has engaged in “public fraud.” In his letter to the AG he writes:


I would like your office to investigate what motivated Mr. Raco to make that testimony when Mr. [Dale] Cua says no such documents exist. Is there a past, present, or future benefit to Mr. Raco for making that apparently fraudulent testimony? Did the owner of the Kahu Aina subdivision Falko Partners, a company owned by Mr. Larry Bowman, or the property manager Mr. Shawn Smith offer inducements to Mr. Raco for favorable testimony?


I will also be asking the FBI Public Fraud Unit to investigate.


Oh, and I'm sure they'll get right on it. I wonder why Richard, who has told some whoppers,really Joan? ANd what lies did he tell? Evidence, girl, learn basic Journalism! doesn't believe he also should be held to truthfulness. Should we ask the FBI and AG to investigate?


And then there's rabid “redshirt” Katie Horgan, who threatened to write a letter to the editor if I didn't let her comment on my blog. Truly. I'd never even heard of the wahine until she started attacking me in cyberspace, as the reds are wont to do, because I dared to question them, their “facts” and their despicable tactics.As usual, Joan CANNOT take the heat when it is directed at her, and whines like a little baby. But still, she gave no EVIDENCE to support that post. Where is the correspondance of that? Come on, Joan. Grow up.

So I checked her out. so is this like I "stalked her", check her out, or I "cyberbullied" her checked her out, or i did a "google search" checked her out, or I followed her one day, and found out where she worked" checked her out, or I did a background check on her" checked her out, or I got her IP adress, and checked her out, or all of the above?Turns out she's another one of those "redshirts" with ties to the construction industry, her "ties to the construction industry", is that the girl is an engineer with advanced degrees, who designed, for one thing, the new bookstore and OCET building at Kauai Community College a few years ago. Yeah, that EVIL industry. Yanno someone musta stiffed Joan on some petty finishwork, or roofwork at some time in her life. She sure does hate people who wield hammer and nails for a living. Or design housing. Even if its good housing. You know, like buildings for a Community College campus. Oh wait, Joan went to school on the mainland, that's right. How do we know? We "checked her out. We learn from the Master well, don't we St. Joan of yoda?though she is now working for Manu Kai, a private defense contractor that helps PMRF with its electronic warfare systems. She's so freaked out by the seed companies that she drives from Kapahi to Mana every day — what do you suppose the carbon footprint of that is? — rather than live near her job. But she's apparently untroubled by the environmental damage or human health problems caused by war, so long as she's getting a paycheck. Yet she's one of those who has accused me of being a sell out because I  refused to slurp the 2491 Kool-Aid.We disagree. JOAN CONROW IS NOT A SELL OUT. Nope. You have to have something to sell to be a sell out. Joan has nothing. So, therefore, nothing to sell out. Soulless, empty shell of a human water bag. That's about it. SO, on this, we gotta say, that Joan Conrow is completely innocent of being a sell out on anything. Who would buy so much of her chocolaty goodness that she could EVER sell out of it? It just keeps coming, in huge ginormous oceans. Nope. Joan Cornrow. Not  a sell out.


Then there's Kauai Rising, which doesn't know whether it has a charter amendment or an ordinance, but it wants the County Clerk to start counting the signatures anyway. Actually, they do know it's an initiative, but they're trying to pass it off as a charter amendment because fewer signatures are required to get an amendment on the ballot.


In a guest commentary today, Allan Parachini does an excellent job of outlining the insanity of this amendment, as well as the deceptive process used to collect signatures. As Allan notes:


This initiative is one of the most dangerous manifestations of the drive by the extreme political right and left to usurp the right to decisions over our basic nutrition that are really the province of individuals and families. The County Council has the authority to hold this process up until a thorough review of what the initiative actually says and means and who and what are really behind it. It must do so.This is RICH! SO, Joan COnrow BASHES poeple who have conspiracy theories, yet here comes this looney tunes, and he says there is a conspiracy and joan is all over this one! ANd even MEl Rapozo is getting on some of these trains. Poor Joan. Her support base is shrinking smaller and smaller. Untill all of the poeple that think Joan has anything of sense to say will be fitting on the head of a pin. With room to spare. Seriously. Hypocrite? Kettle meet Pot?

Yet even though the Council, as Chair Jay Furfaro astutely observed, isn't sure whether they've got a cat or a dog — it's a dog, Jay, take my word for it arguably sop is Joan, but we will leave that sleep and lie. because there is just no point in going there. its pretty obvious— he and all his colleagues, except for Ross Kagawa wonder if Ross knows ha that he is Joans special angel on the council? I wonder how he feels about having an older, white woman from the mainland admire him so much? Does Ross know how much Joan posts about him, and praises him? DO you think this would disturb Ross, to know of Joans obsession for him? Hmm. Perhaps someone should tell him. Oh wait, we just did. Does Anyone see a pattern yet, here kids? I mean seriously the unbalance, and hinginess of this is starting to get a bit on the creepy side.voted to move this legal loser along. They couldn't even wait a week for a legal opinion. Cause ya know, the county clerk got nothing better to do — except repeatedly advise Kauai Rising they really should consult with an attorney to sort this shit We just love when a woman who calls babes against biotech poledancers uses words like shit. It just makes her sound so cool and hip. And really down in there with the real people.We can imagine Joan,out there in some dark, smokey room, in some back alley some where saying "Shits gonna go down boys", with a ciggy dangling out of her mouth, and one strap flopped down over her arm, and her knobby knees crossed, while her eyes scan the room for victims...then...in walks...a RED SHIRT! Lolz. Yeah. Or shes like a dead head groupie that got rejected. but remebers to say shit every once In a while just to remind us that she is one badd ass motha..

Problem is, the Kauai Rising folks don't want to pay. Instead, they're looking for freebie legal services — gee, where's Teri Tico. Earthjustice and Center for Food Safety now? You'd think Joan Porter, whose husband, Bill, has like a gazillion bucks, could kick down some kala for a legal review. If she wants this thing, why doesn't she put her money where her mouth is and hire an attorney to make it legit, instead of casting the burden on Kauai taxpayers?Jopans green eyes monster of jealousy rises to the surface, as the snark pours forth like a river from her fingertips, releasing juicy little tidbits about peoples lives and how much money they have. yet Joan herself refuses to release who her donars are on her donation blog with no NON PROFIT LISTED, nor any information whatsoever about HER financial resources. Gee, Joan, we love how you stalk er we mean "fact check" your chosen select victims. er we mean, people that you "write" about."

Councilwoman JoAnn Yukimura, meanwhile, joined a majority in properly slapping down the no-confidence resolution for County Attorney Al Castillo while uttering this gem:


I’m hoping this experience, as uncomfortable and awkward as it has been, has maybe been helpful to all of us to think about leadership and how each of us exercises it in the public trust.this little "gem" was written about by a REAL reporter, from the garden island newspaper who was more then likely actually in the room, and reporting on the event as his job. Joan, just read it off the Internet. With no cred to the reporters who actually report the stories. that's cuz joan cant find anyone to pay her fo0r reporting. She was booted from the star bulletin for reaming the boss publicly in an article. Joan always bites hands. People keep feeding her though. But she doesn't seem to pack on the pounds much. too mean and scrappy for that! It takes love to pack on the pounds.

Gee, wouldn't that be a switch.



And finally, the The Garden Island's comment section lit up on the story about the Kilauea man who got probation, a fine and an order to attend parenting classes for making his son walk a mile as "old school" discipline. Oh, the outcry against Judge Kathleen Watanabe, the Office of Prosecuting Attorney and the nanny state.


Too bad the reporter didn't provide the full story: A lady found the 8-year-old boy screaming and hysterical in the bushes, with no idea where he was or how to get home, so she called police.


Discipline is fine. Seriously traumatizing your kid is, fortunately, against the law.
SO HERE< WE WILL GIVE YOU A LING TO THE GI, where you can read the days online Internet choices for headlines. http://thegardenisland.com/news/local/THis is what Joan does. Just peruses others writings and comments on it. That doesn't make you an "Investigative reporter". It makes you an Internet troll, and a critic. Far cry from great Journalist. In fact, not even on the same planet. So, where is the credibility of Joan, who continues to solicit funds for her blog, although now she quit gloating about it, and no longer thanks her blog supporters. It s going to be funny watching her get a donation from everyone and see whom she panders too. She can't win the donation game. Know why? Because she keeps whining about everyone ELSE begging for donations. Lol, so hey, Girlfriend, wake up and smell the Cali, baby! Your donations are going to dry up like Kalaheos water supply! Which Joan mysteriously chose not to comment on. Guess that wasn't Important enough for HER. You know, people without water. Nah. A young girl speaking her mind? OH HELL YEAH< ITS A GO BABY!

The one story Joan DIDN'T Comment on? Why the one she should have cared about. But she doesn't because the REAL suffering of humanity Joan could not care less about, and that is this story, about the water going to be about 6 weeks to get fixed in kalaheo. Now,k in the hottest part of the summer, with all kinds of stuff going on, huymidity ext, and elderly and kupuna living right there, and small kids, they have water buffaloes, and if you really wanna you can take a shower all the way in lihue, or hanamaulu. Of course you will need another shower right after traveling almost 40 miles to get one, plus wasting gas, or taking a two to four hour busride to get there, but hey who cares right? We think Joan should be on it. Oh, eff Joan we got your back, kalaheo! 

 WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS A SPONTANEOUS RANT

Best SNARK OF THIS, IS THAT THEY ARE ASKING THE GREEDY FUCKS WHO HAVE ENOUGH WATER TO CONSERVE THE DAMNED EFFING WATER! WHO DOES THAT? WHO SITES THERE IN THEIR NICE MANSION, AND SOMEHOW THEIR WATER ISN'T BEING IMPACTED ENOUGH, WHILE THE PEOPLE DOWN THE LINE AT THE BOTTOM, YOU KNOW THOSE BOTTOM FEEDER LOCALS, AND OTHER RIFF RAFF WHO CANT ELECT PEOPLE GOOD ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM DECENT WATER LINES SO THEY A RE GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE BUNCH, ARE WHINING ABOUT NOT HAVING WAT3ER! NOT US! SEEUS WATER OUR LAWNS! lOOKY AT US, WE CAN BATHE!...nyah nyah. you PEONS GO GO AND BATHE IN LIHUE OR HANAMAULU YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SUCKS WE GOT OURS! hahahahaha.

http://thegardenisland.com/news/local/water-woes-could-last-weeks/article_64774f0e-e7cc-11e3-8e90-001a4bcf887a.html

CLAYTON KUBO a REAL FARMER, and  REAL HERO. THis man, was the FIRST to take on the GMO's on Kaua'i, way before ANY OTHER GROUP! He is a born and raised WAIMEA RESIDENT. Joni, below, lives on Maui and not Kauai.

Here are some amazing videos, of this TRUE WAIMEA HERO!

https://www.facebook.com/SaveTruelKauaifarmers/posts/648732081818466 


ON TO JONI WHO REVEALS ALL OF THE PLANS OF EVERY CHEM COMPANY IN THE WORLD TO DOMINATE NEW FRONTIERS AND CROPS AFTER THESE MYSTERIOUS DISEASES ARE SUDDENLY GOING TO ANNIHILATE ALL OF THE PLANT-LIFE KNOWN TO MAN> NICE OF JONI TO PASS US THE PLAYBOOK> WAY TO GO> THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU TOKYO ROSE< GIRLFRIEND> KEEP GLOATING< GIRL> WE GOT YER BACK ON THIS ONE> EPIC SNARK DISGUISED AS A GLOAT AND GIVEN AWAY AS A THIS IS WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO NOW WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT>


Joanis blogpost. we dont even need to go through this one. Jsut read it, see where they are going with this what dieseases witll be released, and what they plan to do about it. deeper and deeper into even poorer countries, who rely on things like banana and cassava. We can tell you with confidence, that this would include, the amazon rainforest locals, most definately, and  lots of other places including here, where the banana is a huge staple of many poeples diet. get realdy for the "diseases", to appear, and for the GMO's to cvreate new chemicals to fight them. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT POST.




I wonder if Monsanto, adn otehrs know that she has posted this? Well, no matter, we repost it here. And it will stay up as long as you guys still wanna read about it.


hedre it is, the future GMO playbook, disease by disease. This is the real reality.
HAWAII FARMERS DAUGHTER BLOG...ge t going on deciphering this mess lol




May 28, 2014 by hawaiifarmersdaughter

Big Picture Thinkers Have the Smallest Minds

There are certain buzzwords and catch phrases of our time that bug the hell out of me.  The word “sustainability” is one and the catch phrase “big picture” is yet another.  Why do I dislike of the overuse of these words?  Too many people say it and don’t even know what it really means.  From the politicians to community leaders, they brag about being able to see the “big picture” for making Hawaii and the world a better place, but then take actions that show otherwise.
If someone truly saw this beautiful “big picture,” it would mean that they could see how everything is interdependent upon each other and all affects it.  They would be able to pick apart all the different entities that would be affected by a single decision. They would know such a decision has many impacts far beyond the obvious and will trickle down into other areas. What seemed like an “easy fix” tends to cause other consequences in others aspects that maybe unforeseen.  It is pretty hard and complex to think like this and makes you really see how BIG the picture really is.
For the anti-GMO activists around the world, they think that they are doing their part to save the world of this perceived evil.  Whether it be stopping Monsanto, or some other evil agrochemical corporation, they are doing us a favor by taking such action.  Whether it be a ban of growing GMOs on the Big Island or petitioning for a moratorium of crops on Maui, all they can see is that this evil must be stopped.  There’s rich people paying money to influence this yet there is not a shred of credible evidence to back up the rationale for such legislation.  They also use powerful motivators with fear and misinformation from Don Huber’s unidentified organism, to Tyrone Hayes Atrazine and mysterious frogs, and now Jeffrey Smith’s legit sounding Institute for Responsible Technology.  They see their big picture as ridding the world of GMO and pesticides to make it a better place and don’t even realize the full implications of such actions.
What these people don’t see is what else they are contributing to when they protest and hold concerts together.  They don’t see the things happening beyond our own world that their actions have a significant impact upon.  The big picture goes way beyond our islands and around the world.  We have no worries about where our food is coming from and whether or not we will have another meal.  Food is not an issue for most of us.  As a result, we are free to pursue other aspects in our lives with work and leisure and activities.  What about the rest of the world who does not have such luxuries of us?  Shouldn’t we as a nation of wealthy, well fed individuals consider how we can help our fellow human that doesn’t have such opportunities?
When one says that all GMO needs to be banned, consider what is happening around the world…

• A bananapocolypse? Banana crops around the world is in danger of decimation due to a fungal infection.  In some parts of the world, people consume up to 500 lbs of this crop as it is a staple.  Research is being focused on the genetics of this fungus to determine what the source is and how they will solve this problem.
  

• A deadly staple with a touch of arsenide.  Cassava is the “ultimate food security crop in Africa” and it is under attack by the Cassava Brown Streak disease that renders it toxic and inedible.  Scientists are working on a transgenic crop to help protect it from this disease so that crops are protected.
  

• California is experiencing the very severe drought and is one of the main regions where most of our food comes from.  It is positioned as the “agricultural powerhouse of the United State” when it comes to food production.  When things are this dry, nothing will grow and how will our current crops stand up against climate change?  Neither organic or conventional crops may be able to tolerate those kinds of conditions if it persists.
  

• Bt Brinjal can help decrease developing world farmers against old world pesticides.  A public sector developed this crop to help save farmers the need for the conventional methods to grow this essential crop in Asia.  It also protects the children of farmers from having to handle such pesticides.  Without the treatment of pesticides, these people can lose up to 30% of their crops leaving significantly less income and food for their families.
  

• An estimated 250 million preschool children around the world become vitamin A deficient by the WHO estimations.  About 250,000 to 500,000 become blind every year with half dying within 12 months of losing their sight.  Consider this perspective, that there is estimated to be 1.392 million people in Hawaii.  If we let 500,000 or 35.6% of our residents succumb to this preventable illness, what would that burden be upon us as a state?  Consider that Honolulu has 973K people and to let 500K die or become disabled, where would that leave us?
  

While we in the US and other western countries are busy fighting about banning and labeling GMOs, what message does that send the world who live far away from the conditions that we experience?  We have clean water, lots to eat, access to education and technology and a hell of a lot of energy to complain about our food.  Some people have a lot of energy to get together to organize marches against some evil corporation or exchange seeds in hopes of a revolution against a corporation.  What good is that kind of action and message send the world about us as individuals?  It tells the world that we don’t care about what happens in their neck of the woods and what happens to them because we never have to worry about these issues at all. What kind of human have we become when we don’t think about our fellow human being?
I really admire how the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation have really learned about the plight of people around the world and figure out ways to help them.  If we help others, our goal for a better world can truly be fulfilled.  Several key issues that they work on include education of women, access to technology and energy, and food for all.  These are all basics that we are so fortunate to have access to that we take for granted.

WE DIDNT INCLUDE THE VIDEO, BUT WE WILL UPLOAD IT A LITTLE ALTER> STAY TUNED>

If you watch the video posted above, you can learn about the naiveté of Bill and Melinda Gates had about the problems of the world.  They sought the consultations of scientists to help study the problems and how they could best help the issues that we don’t even think twice about.  Multiple issues from birth control, vaccinations, education, and food impact the quality of life of others across the world from us.  Much of why these people don’t have access to some of these tools, are political, which is what Melinda saw as a crime.  They both decided to do something about it.
It is sad to think that we have the power to share the right information for others if we’d take more time to research exactly what we are supporting.  GMOs are not about agro-chemical companies poisoning the world or evil corporations owning the food supply.  If people keep protesting it, it will only force this technology into the hands of companies with the financial backing to bring it to fruition.  It’s about a powerful tool that if given a chance, could do so much to help others that I will never meet, but ultimately have a positive impact upon because I chose to speak up for what it can do for others.
Instead of just wanting that sustainable and compassionate Hawaii, how about thinking beyond that?  If you’re going to do something, why not think about that bigger picture?!

Now, to Dustin  Barca, we kept the best for last

http://www.barca4mayor.com/ 

http://www.barca4mayor.com/calendar/ 

go to the calender section to check his scedual for this weekend don't miss this kids! He will be coming to each aha mokuj of kauai, with either a swim, walk or run. To meet up with him, the whole thing is posted, so pack something to eat, plenty of water, some comfortable clothing, and come and join him!

This isa guy thatr walks his walk. But poeple like joan jsut want him to shut up and sit down. Joan extremely dislikes Barca. GO figure. hes hawaiian, hes handsome, he has a young family, hes a good athlete, and he can rally the people and enact real change. Apperently anyone who represents this diserves Joans scorn. ANd in return, we will happily hand it right back to her and all others like her, in spades. Eat crow much Joan? well, get used to it.

WE PULEU JOAN CONROW ON A STICK RACIST RANTINGS THE ONE TRUE ANTI PRAYER TO JOAN GMO SCIENTIST GIVES IT UP TO GROW ORGANIC COTTON DISSING THE ROCKERFELLERS A REAL HAWAIIAN SAGA FUNDED BY EVIL PHILANTHROPIC MONEY

This is the whole video produced for his run around the island. You can see most of the launching ceremony. People are staying to the left of the monk seal sign. You can see that the seal is not being run over by the canoe, as the entire launching going into the water is shown. You can also see that there are at least a hundred people there, not only Dustin Barca supporters, but at least several dozen visitors that had no idea what was going on. As you can see, this was locals, local people hand Hawaiians. All who have the utmost respect for Monk seals, including Barca himself.  TO try and put up a 60op second video clip, and say that Barca was "Harassing" a seal, with so many people there as witnesses is sheer stupidity.

How to Worship Joan First, get a garden Gnome We recommend this one

Cut out Joans face, and color it any color you like. Green, Red, Polka Dotted Then follow the directions below.

Here is a recent pic to get you started on the right path to Joan Worship

Joan's nastiness to anons that aren't HER BELOVED FOLLOWERS is seriously Epic Read far down, for the RACIST COMMENT REVEAL LALAPALOOZA.

Yeap. It finally happened. Our entire staff's heads exploded simultaneously. Boy, was the clean up crew pissed!
Now, YOU TOO can pray to Joan! Simply get one of those garden gnomes, download a pic of Joan, found right here, print it out, paste it to the face of the gnome statue, and place the statue on a flat surface. Cover with a GMO COtton Cloth, and bring it food and drink each day. And always remember some chocolate pudding in a koa wood bowl, because you cannot do homage to Joan without a bowl of chocolaty goodness!
After bringing the statue of the gnome the GMO food, BE VERY CAUTIOUS TO NEVER EVER GIVE THE STATUE ORGANIC FOOD EVER! The statue will begin to weep mysterious tears. and bad luck will follow!
Reciting this prayer three times, while looking in a mirror carefully places behind the ass of the gnome statue, so that you can see it from the front, then kissing its little ceramic boots, *use caution they might begin to animate and kick you in the face, much like how Joan kicks Hawaiians in the face on her blog every time she allows people to make racist remarks against Hawaiians on it*
Please speak reverently and in a high shrill voice, or a low, menacing one, or even a hissing voice, or a midwestern drawl, as a homage to Joans bread basket roots, or just growl throughout.  NEVER SMILE when you pray to Joan, and make sure that you have an appropriate sour puss look on your face, or a lopsided smirk would be much better. Because of course SMIRKS begat SNARKS and SNARKS begat Joan.

Hail Joan Conrow, the mother of all Hypoctites, pray for us in our hour of snark
Hail Joan Conrow Mother of all Anti's, pray for us in our hour of PRO.
Hail Joan COnrow Mother of  All Transplants pray for us in our hour of non local-ness
Hail Joan COnrow, Mother of All Crocodile Tears pray for us in our hour of fake empathy
Hail Joan COnrow Mother of All Jealousy, pray for us in our hour of green envy
Hair Joan COnrow Mother of All Snark, pray for us in our hour of snark that we can exceed your snarkiness one day

We pray to you, oh Joan, that we may be as snarkiliscious as you
And that you might bless us for many years
With your sacred blogs and writings
So that we may post as viciously as you do.
Pray for us that we may also learn to be as
racist, ignorant, and conservatively insane
As your most sacred apostles and loyal blogposters
We pray also, for the sacred apostle, Chuck Lasker, The Protector of all GMO Science, and for the Sacred One, Joni "Tokyo Rose", may these two forever bask, and be protected
by your sacred glory.
May we, one day, aspire to the kind of idiocy that these
Your most sacred acolytes and apostles
have risen to.
Dearest Mother Joan, we beseech you, praise you and honor you
With these hunmble GMO BHT offerings, and
Honor you, by reading
Your sacred writings hourly
Sending them deeply into our brains
And living for the time, when we too can be
reunited with you in
that sacred nirvana known as
Snark Heaven.
We know it is a fiery hot place, and we hope to be able
To bask in your heat, power and might,
As we are simply Newells Shearwaters, drawn to your Bright white hot flame.
For this we pray.
ALL HAIL!

Now, seal the sacred four corners of: North south east and west, representing GOT WINDMILLS blog, THE GARDEN ISLAND NEWSPAPER, THE HUFFINGTON POST, and CIVIL BEAT
Now, when you are done reciting, partake of a little of each food, and then, thoroughly rinse your mouth out with Listerine, and then spit hard into the spatoon shaped like the face of Poor beloved Gary Hooser, as He is the devil, you know.
Never speak his name. For his minions are always lurking to drag you up into that high place of cool refreshing breezes, unicorns, and organic foods.
FIGHT THE URGE!

Ok, So, you think we are done yet? Nope. WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.
LINKS OF THE DAY!
READ ABOUT GMO COTTON 
SCIENTIST SWITCHES FROM PRODUCING GMO COTTON TO BREEDING ORGANIC COTTON!
A SAGA OF A BANNERfunding for this was given by:Our videos carry a mahalo to Hawaiʻi People's Fund and The Kim Coco Iwamoto Fund for Social Justice. The Hui applied for and was awarded grants by these organizations. They help pay for things that one normally wouldn't imagine necessary: battery power, portable hotspots, and bandwidth. And also things like software and hardware. No cash or compensation goes to Hui members -- we do this because this is what we do.

You can see more about artist Raul Gonzalez at his Mictlan Murals page on Facebook.Watch the half hour video here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhJ_eVyskC4#t=1535 

Why are we showing this? BECASUE JOAN CONROW HAS REAMED THE SPONSORSHIP TO MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THIS AS OUTSIDE TRANSPLANTS COMING INTO HAWAII AND RUNNING THE SO CALLED ANTI GMO MOVEMENT. THIS FUNDING HELP NATIVE HAWAIIANS TO MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THIS. JOAN PLEASE STFU.

ARE YOU READY FOR A FUCKTON OF RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST NATIVE HAWAIIANS THAT JOAN CONROW MODERATED AND ALLOWED ON HER BLOG? PREPARE. IT ISN'T PRETTY. We thought this shit was don't. It wasn't. On a blogpost about moeny, Joan received, and supposedly MODERATED 65 comments. We show them,ALL.

YOU DECIDE.

FURTHER, Joan Reams the Rockerfeller Sisters for supporting groups that are helping the little guys to fight the big guys. Just regular average hard working, local people. Without big attorneys or a lot of money. Joan doesn't like this. YET SHE LIKES TO USE NATIVE HAWAIIANS TO SOLICIT FUNDS FOR HER BLOG THAT SHE WILL NOT REVEAL WHAT IS THE NPO SHE IS COLLECTING MONEY FOR AS PER THE RULES OF BLOGGER< AND PAYPAL!!

JOAN CONROW HAS TAKEN SNARK TO A WHOLE NEW RACIST LEVEL OF SLIME!

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Musings: Stops and Starts

The day started with stars, Venus, two adorable piglets running across our path as the dogs and I walked in first light, and a thought that's been recurring in this long spate of muggy weather: Did I somehow get transported to Guam?


I learned something rather disturbing yesterday. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission issued its findings of retaliatory behavior against Police Chief Darryl Perry without ever questioning him, or taking his statement. Nor was he ever given a copy of the EEOC's report. How is that a person can be accused and found guilty while never being allowed to speak in their own defense, or see the findings against them?


Glancing at Civil Beat, I notice it has a new look. I also noticed a commentary by Ashley Lukens, director of the Center for Food Safety, demanding more transparency from the seed/chem companies. Awesome. And while you are it, could you please tell us more about the Rockefeller sisters who are the primary benefactors of your work, and what their agenda is in Hawaii?


Ashley's not the only talking out of both sides of her mouth. There's uber hypocrite Councilman Tim Bynum trying to take away ag tax rates from the seed companies because they aren't growing something that goes right into the mouth of the consumer. But he had no problem falsely signing a document that claimed his own house — with rental — was a farm dwelling and his land agricultural, though he produced absolutely nothing at all.


Speaking of hypocrites, I found it so fascinating that Surfrider wants to hold the seed companies to the highest possible standards, as in not even the faintest trace of pesticides leaving their land. Which is fine, the very best management practices should be required. But when I asked Dr. Carl Berg if they also intended to hold the state and taro farmers to the same standards, regarding their use of glyphosate (Roundup), which was also detected in waterways, I got this:


RUP [restricted use pesticides] and experimental pesticides are more dangerous than general use pesticides. Why not target those that use the most and the most toxic pesticides? While not ignoring everyone else?


Except, as I pointed out, they are ignoring everyone else, including the termite treatment companies, which actually use more RUPs than the seed companies, with no buffers, no disclosure, no nothing. What do they think happens to the poison gas when the tent is removed?


And when I asked why they weren't saying anything about the RUPs leaching off the golf courses — an issue that used to be an environmental concern, before Surfrider allied itself with the pro-tourism contingent — I got no response at all.


A friend who attended the recent state Democratic Convention was bummed that “the progressives still get suppressed.” Which, sadly, is exactly what I predicted would be the effect of allowing regressives like the “lil fisties” — and what woman so aptly termed “the pole dancers” — to dominate the supposedly progressive political arena, setting it back decades.


But do they learn? No, they run doomed-to-lose candidates like Dylan Hooser, Felicia Cowden and Dustin Barca. I loved Felicia's comment in The Garden Island about how KKCR listeners encouraged her to run. And soon she will discover just how small and empty the KKCR echo chamber really is.


Finally, the county has again posted the list of approved transient vacation rentals on its website. But the TVRs are listed by tax map key, rather than their advertised property name. So it is still virtually impossible for consumers to determine whether they are renting a legal or illegal property, or for neighbors to participate in the county's policy of enforcement by complaint. What's up with that, guys? 

Posted by Joan Conrow at 7:53 AM No comments:

HERE ARE THE RACIST RANTS> JOAN MODERATES THE COMMENTS ON HER BLOG WEEDING OUT {PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH HER< OR AREN'T SOMEONE SHE CAN SERIOUSLY MESS WITH. READ HOW SHE ALLOWS THESE RACIST BIGOTS TO SPEW THEIR BILE ON HER BLOG. AND THEN COLLECTS MONEY FOR IT. EVERYONE SHOULD BE OUTRAGED! *RACIST COMMENTS OR UNDERTONES

"ABOVE POSTINGS FROM AH THE MONEY RACISM AND HATRED IS RAMPANT ON HER BLOG WHICH IS MODERATED COMMENT AS WHICH MEANS SHE KNOWS FULL WELL WHAT EACH COMMENT IS AND DECIDES WITHER TO PUT IT UP OR NOT> She CHOOSES TO PUT UP THE MOST HATEFILLED RANCOROUS COMMENTS AGAINST NATIVE HAWAIIANS POSSIBLE. And THEN TRIES TO PANDER TO THEM WITH ARTICLES DESIGNED TO SUPPOSEDLY MAKE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SHED A CROCODILE TEAR FOR THE FATE OF HAWAIIANS EVERYWHERE. 
YEAH RIGHT JOAN WHAT A JOKE, A PUTS AND A LOSER YOU ARE. AND IF WE ASAW YOU, WE WOULD TELL YOU IN PERSON, IN PUBLIC, IM NO UNCLEAR TERMS EXACTLY THAT. OUR ENTIRE STAFF. AND A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF MOST ON KAUAI YOUR BLOG DOES NOTHING TO ENHANCE ANYTHING. YOU FEED THE TROLLS, THE RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN ELITE CRAZY TRAIN TEA PARTY MADHOUSE LOSERS, AND ALL OF THE REST OF YOUR ILK, WHO ARE ONLY HERE TO STIR THE POT, AND MAKE TROUBLE. PLUS YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST JEALOUS BE'EZ WE HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU DON'T HIDE IT WELL. YOU DON'T HIDE YOUR CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING VALUES EITHER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH CHUCK LASKER PUTS YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SLIME BARREL. THIS MAN, IS A RIDICULOUS SCHIZOPHRENIC TYPE OF INTERNET POSTER, WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN FOR OBAMA. YEAH RIGHT. YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH THE FOODBANK ALSO PUTS YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REPUTE LIST, AS JUDY WAS A REPUBLICAN, AND IT WAS STARTEDF BY REPUBLICANS. YOU KNOW SO THEY CAN KEEP TABS ON WHOSE TALKING ALL THAT FOOD, AND MOOCHING OFF OF EVERYONE. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT WE SAID IT AND WE WENT THERE. YOUR DIS-SINCERITY IS DISGUSTING, AS ARE YOU. 
YOUR WRITING IS VENOMOUS AND POISON AND YOU INVITE THE WORST KINDS OF  INTO YOUR BLOG, THEN EVISCERATE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY ARE RATHER POLITE AND MAKE SENSE. YOU ALIENATE EVERYONE EXCEPT THE LOONY BIN GRAVY TRAIN FRINGE. YOUR RANTS AGAINST TVRS AREN'T FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE. THEY ARE FOR YOUR OWN RESENTMENT AND JEALOUSY. YOU COULDN'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT ANYONE, BUT YOURSELF. YOU HATE ANYONE WHO HAS A JOB WRITING, AND GETS PAID FOR IT. YOU ARE SO DESPERATE FOR THIS, YOU PUT A DONATION TAB UP ON YOUR BLOG, NEVER TOLD WHERE YOUR MONEY COMES FROM, AND THEN SIT THERE, AND WHINE ABOUT OTHERS AND WHERE THEIR FUNDING COMES FROM. Where is your funding from Joan? ? THE ROCKERFELLERS HAVE BEEN HIGHLY PHILANTHROPIC WITH THEIR MONEY, YOU KNOW LIKE TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE LESS THEN THEM AND HELPING THE LITTLE GUYS OUT. I GUESS YO0U HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE HISTORY OF WOMEN, SINCE IF YOU HAD BEEN BORN AT THE TIME OF SUFFRAGE, YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD THOSE POLEDANCERS TO GO HOME AND SHUT UP. IT WAS ACTUALLY THE ROCKERFELLERS, AND THE VAN DER BILTS AND OTHERS WHO HELPED TO INFLAME THE FIRE FOR VOTING FOR WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU OTHER WOMEN, TRIED TO TELL THEM TO SHUT UP AND BEHAVE THEMSELVES. WOMEN LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN HOLDING BACK WOMAN FOR CENTURIES. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT KEEP THE BURKA ON WOMEN AND PREVENT THEM FROM DRIVING AND GOING TO SCHOOLS. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO SHAME WOMEN INTO THINKING THAT PREVENTION, AND USING CONTRACEPTION IS A BAD THING. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT TRY TO SHAME OTHER WOMEN INTO FEELING ASHAMED FOR TRYING TO FIGHT FOR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO TALK WITH A SEVERELY FORKED TONGUE LIKE ANY OTHER SNAKE IN THE GRASS, WHO PUTS DOWN MOTHERS, AND OTHERS WHO CARE ABOUT THINGS. YOU JOAN, ARE A HYPOCRITICAL MESS OF A HUMAN BEING. AND YES WE DARE TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU THINK AND WHO YOU ARE. WE SURE AS HELL DO. SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS ABOUT ANYTHING THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT. YOU THROW STONES TO SEE IF THEY HIT GLASS AND IF THEY DO YOU LIGHT A MATCH TO KEEP IT GOING. ALL TO SAY SEE WHAT A GREAT WRITER I AM, WHEN ALL YOU ARE DOING IS READING WHAT OTHERS HAVE WRITTEN AND COMMENTING ON IT.  WE AREN'T CLAIMING TO BE WRITERS. WE ARE SNARKISTS. WHAT IS ORIGINAL WITH YOU, HAH? NOTHING, AND NADA. YOU ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL.; NOTHING BUT A SMALL LITTLE WORM THAT CRAWLS ON THE GROUND, NEXT TO MEN AND WOMEN WHO STAND UP FOR SOMETHING AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. YOU, JOAN, ARE AN ETERNAL DOWNER, THE ORIGINAL ANTI OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. FRANKLY WE ARE ASHAMED FOR YOU AND HIGHLY DISGUSTED. BUT WE LOVE YOUR SNARK. AND FOR THAT AND THAT ALONE, WE PRAISE YOU AND WORSHIP AT YOUR SMARMY TOADS FEET. BECAUSE WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU FEED US SUCH DELICIOUS CHOCOLATY GOODNESS. PLEASE OH PLEASE BLESSED MOTHER OF SNARK, DO DO do KEEP IT UP. BUT, YOUR RACISTS RANTS ON YOUR BLOG BY YOUR SNARKIE FISTIES WE COULD DO WITHOUT. ENTIRELY ABUSIVE UNNECESSARY HIGHLY OFFENSIVE. CANT YOU KEEP YOUR LITTLE PEONS IN L;INE? WELL THAT'S OK. WE WILL EXPOSE YOUR LITTLE “COMMENTATORS” ON OUR BLOG, WHERE OUR GOOGLE PLUS ACCOUNT HAS 12 thousand HITS. YEAH. LETS SEE WHAT PAPER WILL HAVE U WRITING FOR THEM NEXT. I AM SURE IT WILL BE IN SOME DEEP REDNECK COUNTRY SOMEWHERE IN MONTGOMERY WHERE THEY LIKE TO WEAR BLACK, AND BOOTS ON THE WEEKENDS WHEN THEY ARE SWILLING DOWN THEIR BEER AND SHOOTING OFF THEIR GUNS IN THE WOODS. WAY TO GO JOAN. WHAT A fkn legacy ! Rock on!"

Suddenly, we wake up, with severe stomach cramps and race to the bathroom. It is the dead of night. We trip over a bushel of GMO corn, and fall on a half opened bag of roundup, until we stumble into the bathroom and plop ourself on the commode, and suddenly, bursting forth from our tortured entrails, comes GMO CHOCOLATY GOODNESS!. But instead of being normal chocolaty goodness, each strained lump has a picture of Joan, and some of Chuck too, floating on top of them, saying...PROPAGANDA!!! PROPAGANDA!!!...

We awake, drenched with sweat, and grab a cup of water at our bedside, and assure ourselves that it was just a dream, just a dream!

OK KIDS AS PORKY PIG WOULD SAY...THAT'S ALL FOLKS! 

Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Team