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| Native Hawaiian Roll Commission, From left, Robin Puanani Danner, Mahealani Wendt, Na'alehu Anthony, Lei Kihoi and John Waihe'e III Front: Governor Neil Ambercrombie.SEE THE SITE HERE | | | |
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| Joan Conrow knows EVERYONE that's ANYONE and wants YOU to know what a crack reporter she is, especially about Native Hawaiian Issues! Never mind, that she regularly not only gives cracks to Native Hawaiians on her blog, but allows racist commentators hiding behind anon posters to do so as well. Way to ream em from both sides, Joan. Really says something for your credibility. She also, then has the nerve to beg donations on her blog, but doesn't reveal any documentation to prove that she can, legitimately ask for donations. Joan is so good at this! We, the three muses of the Kauai Snarklectic team are in awe, of Saint Joan of Loam and Snark. We have an alter set up to her in our office, and we weep at its feet every morning!. Saint Joan of Snark, pray for us sinners! |
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| JOHN KERRY "Joan Conrow? Never Heard of her." |
The Story of the Muses by Encyclopedia Brittania since Joan hates google scholars. and wikipedia.
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| The Three Muses, Muse reporters, Marita Blaclalan,Tani Safoaffasafoatata, and Sassamito Tasanakamoto |
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| Marita Blaclalan |
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| Sassamito Tasanakamoto |
OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: The names and faces here are fictitious. This also includes the CHARACTER of Cheston Waiwaha from yesterdays blogpost. This is a work of fiction, about non fictional crap, crapped by a real person, that we are parodying,dissing,raging and snarking on. with. If you don't understand the concept of "characters", and "fiction", please turn off the comp, and back away. These are not even people. They are computer generated, and live solely in the world of 3D animation. The coincidence of them looking like anyone you know is just that. They are not meant to be anyone living, dead, or zombie. So get over it. -
sincerely, The kaua'i Snarklectic publishing team
Today, we are "musing" over things. Mostly because we have a hangover, and we always contemplate life a bit more deeply, when we have a hangover. It's really important to get musing s out of your head , or they stay in there, and the little voices start talking to you. So, we safely get them out of our heads, by spilling them out here. Other people also have musings as well. In fact, musings were started by the MUSES. That's why most musers are women. So, we figure that's why Joan Conrow and our new reporters, Marita Blaclalan Tani Safoaffasafoatata, and Sassamito Tasanakamoto are having mirror musings today, since there were three muses, each musing report will be done by our very own, three muses..
Good morning, kids, and welcome to another edition of "Pandering to Native Hawaiians, while dissing them", written by the ever fabulous Empress of Snark, Diss, and the Regina of Reamers Joan Conrow herself.
But first, let us begin our epic blogpost, of considerable length, and stuff Hawaiians knew already but Joan and her readers really don't, with a wonderful trip through the local jungles of Kauai, while carefully tripping over banyan, and Java plum roots, we greeted the morning sun with a GMO container filled with GMO coffee, and swqeetened with GMO sweetener, laced with GMO milk, and swallowed it down a GMO infused throat, while we listened to the GMO Grateful birds, fluttering in the GMO enhanced trees above our heads. Oh, did we mention GMO's yet? They are very healthy for you and in everything. And weare environmentalist too. Oh, wait, who are "we"?
We are the new Musings Reporters for the Kaua'i Snarklectic team. We are Marita Blaclalan.Tani Safoaffasafrittatta and Sassamito Tasanakamoto We hope you enjoy our first post for the KS blog.
So, lets begin by posting Joan Conrows blogpost, hot off the press without any comments yet. Then, as comments come along, we will update this blog with them, so you don't miss any of their chocolaty goodness.
**AAS PROMISED BLOGPOST UPDATES: EVEN MORE RACIST THEN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE> JOAN DOES NOT STOP THE POSTING OF THESE> SHE KNOWS WHAT THEY SAY YET SHE IS PROUD TO SHOW THEM ON HER BLOG> CLEAR RACISM AGAISNT NATIVE HAWAIIANS> THERRE IS NO DOUBT> READ ON>THEN LET HER KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF HER ALLOWING THIS CRAP ON HER BLOG> FANNING THE FLAMES OF RACIAL TENSIONS>
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*All pics are screen-capped, to ensure accuracy of content
Here are the Pics of the Name Dropped people in Joan's blogpost.
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| Colette Machado pictured here amicably with Walter Ritte. Oh, so That's why! Diss one Hawaiiian, and Diss another Hawaiian, and then pretend like you are all for Hawaiians! Got it, Joan. We Three Muses are so impressed! Lucky for you, the readers, we aren't three blind mice! We bring you the faces of the dissings, right here on Kaua'i Snarklectic. SEE THE CONNECTION HERE |
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| Kamanaopono Crabbe |
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| Na'alehu Anthony, who Joan wants you to know, that she is so so "in" with the Hawaiians, that she gets personal facetime with him, to answer Joan the Lams questions, so she can bring you exclusive reporting, as she panders shamelessly to Hawaiians, then disses them right after. Excellent reporting Joan, and oh so snarkily slimy! |
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| Former Governor John Waihee whom Joan has often dissed and snarked about. Yeap, ream one, and praise the other. Way to conquer and divide, Joan. That's how you show your loyalty, and togetherness with the Hawaiians. Joan allows any racist ranter to post about native Hawaiians on her blog, but then writes articles about it, seemingly to be on their side, and then reams them the next day. Joan, a non native person of pure Caucasian ancestry with absolutely no ties to any Hawaiians anywhere, by birth, marriage, or paternity, seems to think its her job to report about Hawaiians as a friend, and diss Hawaiians that don't pander enough to Joan's intentions. Which are, of course, to raise funds for HERSELF, on her blog, with the "donation" button to an undisclosed "charitable" organization. Yap, way to expose corruption Joan. |
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Now, lets get to the real nitty gritty, shall we? If you read Joan's post, it would seam that she is all gung ho for Native Hawaiians, Native Hawaiian Sovereignty, Hates John Kerry, and thinks that the "system" and OHA, aren't doing right by the Hawaiian people. Now that doesn't sound too bad, does it? Well, regular people everywhere, we have a few smoking guns for you on that one. And here they are. Collette Machado, is from Moloka'i and NOT an enemy of Walter Ritte. Which, of course puts Collete in the fire-aim-shoot category for Joan, of course. And then, we have the Current Governor, and the Former Governor, and that will never do for Joan, since they are both Democrats. Does anyone think that Joan is anything but a conservative Republican no matter what she professes? Come on, people wake up. The woman is no lover of the Hawaiians Freedom Movement! How do we know? Well, its obvious isn't it? She eviscerates the very man who helped to start it, Walter Ritte.
Joan, like conservative pundits everywhere, loves pomp, circumstance, and people with tittles and money. And, like conservative pundits everywhere, Joan also loves to let others know that she is in good with them. Also, Joan will turn on a dime, one day, praising a Native Hawaiian or a local born and raised Kauai citizen, and the next day, roasting them in a steaming emu of chocolaty goodness. Come on, is this even stable? It certainly isn't "reporting", its just schizophrenic all over the map trying to push a conservative ideology wrapped in fake empathy for a group of people she couldn't give a rats ass about no matter what it is you see her write one day, the next day its a different story.
Here are some pics that Joan has rabidly and viciously gone after that are part Hawaiian, half Hawaiian or full Hawaiian, uder the guise of "I ream people equally, I am fair, I am reporting honestly".
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| Kaipo Asing, Hawaiian |
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| Mason Chock Hawaiian |
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| Dustin Barca Hawaiian |
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| Fern Anuenue Rosentiel Hawaiian |
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| Walter RItte Hawaiian and one of the original Freedom Fighters and started the Hawaiian Renascence |
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so, How can we believe Joan's approach to reporting about Native Hawaiian affairs? We really aren't arguing some of her points, which we agree with, but it is "safe" writing, ie, "preaching to the choir". Writing about, how we should "feed the poor the hungry and the starving, and OMG those poor native Hawaiians they should have their land back, iI write good stuff about them", is negated, by Joan's viscous writings attacking many prominent native Hawaiians involved in the very things that she seems to try and make us believe she supports in this blogpost. don't believe us? ok, then lets look at the kind of comments that she allows onto her blog. Now remember, Joan regularly blocks and remove and reams others on her blogs, such as the persons shown above, yet allowed racist comments and comments in particularly aimed ant native Hawaiians .
Is that credible right, fair, or PONO? Nope. So, can we believe that Joan is the champion of anything save her own skin, and agenda? yeap.
Here are some RECENT postings on Joan's blog, which she REGULATES and ALLOWS, so you know that she saw these first.
And then has the NEVER to pretend that she is "for the Hawaiians". Joan is for HERSELF.
HYPOCRICY, DO AS I DO NOT AS I WRITE, RACIST RANTING POSTS AGAINST NATIVE HAWAIIANS , AND OTHERS, ALLOWED AFTER BEING MODERATED BY JOAN CONROW ON HER BLOG, MOST OF THEM HER OWN CONFLICTING COMMENTS with veiled references to intelligence, and being on welfare, ect, ect. If you supported 2491 as a Kanaka, then realize that JOAN IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE NO MATTER WHAT SHE WRITES: *direct blogpost comments are in green*
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