WE PULEU JOAN CONROW ON A STICK RACIST RANTINGS THE ONE TRUE ANTI PRAYER TO JOAN GMO SCIENTIST GIVES IT UP TO GROW ORGANIC COTTON DISSING THE ROCKERFELLERS A REAL HAWAIIAN SAGA FUNDED BY EVIL PHILANTHROPIC MONEY

This is the whole video produced for his run around the island. You can see most of the launching ceremony. People are staying to the left of the monk seal sign. You can see that the seal is not being run over by the canoe, as the entire launching going into the water is shown. You can also see that there are at least a hundred people there, not only Dustin Barca supporters, but at least several dozen visitors that had no idea what was going on. As you can see, this was locals, local people hand Hawaiians. All who have the utmost respect for Monk seals, including Barca himself.  TO try and put up a 60op second video clip, and say that Barca was "Harassing" a seal, with so many people there as witnesses is sheer stupidity.

How to Worship Joan First, get a garden Gnome We recommend this one

Cut out Joans face, and color it any color you like. Green, Red, Polka Dotted Then follow the directions below.

Here is a recent pic to get you started on the right path to Joan Worship

Joan's nastiness to anons that aren't HER BELOVED FOLLOWERS is seriously Epic Read far down, for the RACIST COMMENT REVEAL LALAPALOOZA.

Yeap. It finally happened. Our entire staff's heads exploded simultaneously. Boy, was the clean up crew pissed!
Now, YOU TOO can pray to Joan! Simply get one of those garden gnomes, download a pic of Joan, found right here, print it out, paste it to the face of the gnome statue, and place the statue on a flat surface. Cover with a GMO COtton Cloth, and bring it food and drink each day. And always remember some chocolate pudding in a koa wood bowl, because you cannot do homage to Joan without a bowl of chocolaty goodness!
After bringing the statue of the gnome the GMO food, BE VERY CAUTIOUS TO NEVER EVER GIVE THE STATUE ORGANIC FOOD EVER! The statue will begin to weep mysterious tears. and bad luck will follow!
Reciting this prayer three times, while looking in a mirror carefully places behind the ass of the gnome statue, so that you can see it from the front, then kissing its little ceramic boots, *use caution they might begin to animate and kick you in the face, much like how Joan kicks Hawaiians in the face on her blog every time she allows people to make racist remarks against Hawaiians on it*
Please speak reverently and in a high shrill voice, or a low, menacing one, or even a hissing voice, or a midwestern drawl, as a homage to Joans bread basket roots, or just growl throughout.  NEVER SMILE when you pray to Joan, and make sure that you have an appropriate sour puss look on your face, or a lopsided smirk would be much better. Because of course SMIRKS begat SNARKS and SNARKS begat Joan.

Hail Joan Conrow, the mother of all Hypoctites, pray for us in our hour of snark
Hail Joan Conrow Mother of all Anti's, pray for us in our hour of PRO.
Hail Joan COnrow Mother of  All Transplants pray for us in our hour of non local-ness
Hail Joan COnrow, Mother of All Crocodile Tears pray for us in our hour of fake empathy
Hail Joan COnrow Mother of All Jealousy, pray for us in our hour of green envy
Hair Joan COnrow Mother of All Snark, pray for us in our hour of snark that we can exceed your snarkiness one day

We pray to you, oh Joan, that we may be as snarkiliscious as you
And that you might bless us for many years
With your sacred blogs and writings
So that we may post as viciously as you do.
Pray for us that we may also learn to be as
racist, ignorant, and conservatively insane
As your most sacred apostles and loyal blogposters
We pray also, for the sacred apostle, Chuck Lasker, The Protector of all GMO Science, and for the Sacred One, Joni "Tokyo Rose", may these two forever bask, and be protected
by your sacred glory.
May we, one day, aspire to the kind of idiocy that these
Your most sacred acolytes and apostles
have risen to.
Dearest Mother Joan, we beseech you, praise you and honor you
With these hunmble GMO BHT offerings, and
Honor you, by reading
Your sacred writings hourly
Sending them deeply into our brains
And living for the time, when we too can be
reunited with you in
that sacred nirvana known as
Snark Heaven.
We know it is a fiery hot place, and we hope to be able
To bask in your heat, power and might,
As we are simply Newells Shearwaters, drawn to your Bright white hot flame.
For this we pray.
ALL HAIL!

Now, seal the sacred four corners of: North south east and west, representing GOT WINDMILLS blog, THE GARDEN ISLAND NEWSPAPER, THE HUFFINGTON POST, and CIVIL BEAT
Now, when you are done reciting, partake of a little of each food, and then, thoroughly rinse your mouth out with Listerine, and then spit hard into the spatoon shaped like the face of Poor beloved Gary Hooser, as He is the devil, you know.
Never speak his name. For his minions are always lurking to drag you up into that high place of cool refreshing breezes, unicorns, and organic foods.
FIGHT THE URGE!

Ok, So, you think we are done yet? Nope. WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.
LINKS OF THE DAY!
READ ABOUT GMO COTTON 
SCIENTIST SWITCHES FROM PRODUCING GMO COTTON TO BREEDING ORGANIC COTTON!
A SAGA OF A BANNERfunding for this was given by:Our videos carry a mahalo to Hawaiʻi People's Fund and The Kim Coco Iwamoto Fund for Social Justice. The Hui applied for and was awarded grants by these organizations. They help pay for things that one normally wouldn't imagine necessary: battery power, portable hotspots, and bandwidth. And also things like software and hardware. No cash or compensation goes to Hui members -- we do this because this is what we do.

You can see more about artist Raul Gonzalez at his Mictlan Murals page on Facebook.Watch the half hour video here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhJ_eVyskC4#t=1535 

Why are we showing this? BECASUE JOAN CONROW HAS REAMED THE SPONSORSHIP TO MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THIS AS OUTSIDE TRANSPLANTS COMING INTO HAWAII AND RUNNING THE SO CALLED ANTI GMO MOVEMENT. THIS FUNDING HELP NATIVE HAWAIIANS TO MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THIS. JOAN PLEASE STFU.

ARE YOU READY FOR A FUCKTON OF RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST NATIVE HAWAIIANS THAT JOAN CONROW MODERATED AND ALLOWED ON HER BLOG? PREPARE. IT ISN'T PRETTY. We thought this shit was don't. It wasn't. On a blogpost about moeny, Joan received, and supposedly MODERATED 65 comments. We show them,ALL.

YOU DECIDE.

FURTHER, Joan Reams the Rockerfeller Sisters for supporting groups that are helping the little guys to fight the big guys. Just regular average hard working, local people. Without big attorneys or a lot of money. Joan doesn't like this. YET SHE LIKES TO USE NATIVE HAWAIIANS TO SOLICIT FUNDS FOR HER BLOG THAT SHE WILL NOT REVEAL WHAT IS THE NPO SHE IS COLLECTING MONEY FOR AS PER THE RULES OF BLOGGER< AND PAYPAL!!

JOAN CONROW HAS TAKEN SNARK TO A WHOLE NEW RACIST LEVEL OF SLIME!

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Musings: Stops and Starts

The day started with stars, Venus, two adorable piglets running across our path as the dogs and I walked in first light, and a thought that's been recurring in this long spate of muggy weather: Did I somehow get transported to Guam?


I learned something rather disturbing yesterday. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission issued its findings of retaliatory behavior against Police Chief Darryl Perry without ever questioning him, or taking his statement. Nor was he ever given a copy of the EEOC's report. How is that a person can be accused and found guilty while never being allowed to speak in their own defense, or see the findings against them?


Glancing at Civil Beat, I notice it has a new look. I also noticed a commentary by Ashley Lukens, director of the Center for Food Safety, demanding more transparency from the seed/chem companies. Awesome. And while you are it, could you please tell us more about the Rockefeller sisters who are the primary benefactors of your work, and what their agenda is in Hawaii?


Ashley's not the only talking out of both sides of her mouth. There's uber hypocrite Councilman Tim Bynum trying to take away ag tax rates from the seed companies because they aren't growing something that goes right into the mouth of the consumer. But he had no problem falsely signing a document that claimed his own house — with rental — was a farm dwelling and his land agricultural, though he produced absolutely nothing at all.


Speaking of hypocrites, I found it so fascinating that Surfrider wants to hold the seed companies to the highest possible standards, as in not even the faintest trace of pesticides leaving their land. Which is fine, the very best management practices should be required. But when I asked Dr. Carl Berg if they also intended to hold the state and taro farmers to the same standards, regarding their use of glyphosate (Roundup), which was also detected in waterways, I got this:


RUP [restricted use pesticides] and experimental pesticides are more dangerous than general use pesticides. Why not target those that use the most and the most toxic pesticides? While not ignoring everyone else?


Except, as I pointed out, they are ignoring everyone else, including the termite treatment companies, which actually use more RUPs than the seed companies, with no buffers, no disclosure, no nothing. What do they think happens to the poison gas when the tent is removed?


And when I asked why they weren't saying anything about the RUPs leaching off the golf courses — an issue that used to be an environmental concern, before Surfrider allied itself with the pro-tourism contingent — I got no response at all.


A friend who attended the recent state Democratic Convention was bummed that “the progressives still get suppressed.” Which, sadly, is exactly what I predicted would be the effect of allowing regressives like the “lil fisties” — and what woman so aptly termed “the pole dancers” — to dominate the supposedly progressive political arena, setting it back decades.


But do they learn? No, they run doomed-to-lose candidates like Dylan Hooser, Felicia Cowden and Dustin Barca. I loved Felicia's comment in The Garden Island about how KKCR listeners encouraged her to run. And soon she will discover just how small and empty the KKCR echo chamber really is.


Finally, the county has again posted the list of approved transient vacation rentals on its website. But the TVRs are listed by tax map key, rather than their advertised property name. So it is still virtually impossible for consumers to determine whether they are renting a legal or illegal property, or for neighbors to participate in the county's policy of enforcement by complaint. What's up with that, guys? 

Posted by Joan Conrow at 7:53 AM No comments:

HERE ARE THE RACIST RANTS> JOAN MODERATES THE COMMENTS ON HER BLOG WEEDING OUT {PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH HER< OR AREN'T SOMEONE SHE CAN SERIOUSLY MESS WITH. READ HOW SHE ALLOWS THESE RACIST BIGOTS TO SPEW THEIR BILE ON HER BLOG. AND THEN COLLECTS MONEY FOR IT. EVERYONE SHOULD BE OUTRAGED! *RACIST COMMENTS OR UNDERTONES

"ABOVE POSTINGS FROM AH THE MONEY RACISM AND HATRED IS RAMPANT ON HER BLOG WHICH IS MODERATED COMMENT AS WHICH MEANS SHE KNOWS FULL WELL WHAT EACH COMMENT IS AND DECIDES WITHER TO PUT IT UP OR NOT> She CHOOSES TO PUT UP THE MOST HATEFILLED RANCOROUS COMMENTS AGAINST NATIVE HAWAIIANS POSSIBLE. And THEN TRIES TO PANDER TO THEM WITH ARTICLES DESIGNED TO SUPPOSEDLY MAKE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE SHED A CROCODILE TEAR FOR THE FATE OF HAWAIIANS EVERYWHERE. 
YEAH RIGHT JOAN WHAT A JOKE, A PUTS AND A LOSER YOU ARE. AND IF WE ASAW YOU, WE WOULD TELL YOU IN PERSON, IN PUBLIC, IM NO UNCLEAR TERMS EXACTLY THAT. OUR ENTIRE STAFF. AND A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF MOST ON KAUAI YOUR BLOG DOES NOTHING TO ENHANCE ANYTHING. YOU FEED THE TROLLS, THE RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN ELITE CRAZY TRAIN TEA PARTY MADHOUSE LOSERS, AND ALL OF THE REST OF YOUR ILK, WHO ARE ONLY HERE TO STIR THE POT, AND MAKE TROUBLE. PLUS YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST JEALOUS BE'EZ WE HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU DON'T HIDE IT WELL. YOU DON'T HIDE YOUR CONSERVATIVE RIGHT WING VALUES EITHER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH CHUCK LASKER PUTS YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SLIME BARREL. THIS MAN, IS A RIDICULOUS SCHIZOPHRENIC TYPE OF INTERNET POSTER, WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN FOR OBAMA. YEAH RIGHT. YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH THE FOODBANK ALSO PUTS YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REPUTE LIST, AS JUDY WAS A REPUBLICAN, AND IT WAS STARTEDF BY REPUBLICANS. YOU KNOW SO THEY CAN KEEP TABS ON WHOSE TALKING ALL THAT FOOD, AND MOOCHING OFF OF EVERYONE. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT WE SAID IT AND WE WENT THERE. YOUR DIS-SINCERITY IS DISGUSTING, AS ARE YOU. 
YOUR WRITING IS VENOMOUS AND POISON AND YOU INVITE THE WORST KINDS OF  INTO YOUR BLOG, THEN EVISCERATE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY ARE RATHER POLITE AND MAKE SENSE. YOU ALIENATE EVERYONE EXCEPT THE LOONY BIN GRAVY TRAIN FRINGE. YOUR RANTS AGAINST TVRS AREN'T FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE. THEY ARE FOR YOUR OWN RESENTMENT AND JEALOUSY. YOU COULDN'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT ANYONE, BUT YOURSELF. YOU HATE ANYONE WHO HAS A JOB WRITING, AND GETS PAID FOR IT. YOU ARE SO DESPERATE FOR THIS, YOU PUT A DONATION TAB UP ON YOUR BLOG, NEVER TOLD WHERE YOUR MONEY COMES FROM, AND THEN SIT THERE, AND WHINE ABOUT OTHERS AND WHERE THEIR FUNDING COMES FROM. Where is your funding from Joan? ? THE ROCKERFELLERS HAVE BEEN HIGHLY PHILANTHROPIC WITH THEIR MONEY, YOU KNOW LIKE TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE LESS THEN THEM AND HELPING THE LITTLE GUYS OUT. I GUESS YO0U HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE HISTORY OF WOMEN, SINCE IF YOU HAD BEEN BORN AT THE TIME OF SUFFRAGE, YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD THOSE POLEDANCERS TO GO HOME AND SHUT UP. IT WAS ACTUALLY THE ROCKERFELLERS, AND THE VAN DER BILTS AND OTHERS WHO HELPED TO INFLAME THE FIRE FOR VOTING FOR WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU OTHER WOMEN, TRIED TO TELL THEM TO SHUT UP AND BEHAVE THEMSELVES. WOMEN LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN HOLDING BACK WOMAN FOR CENTURIES. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT KEEP THE BURKA ON WOMEN AND PREVENT THEM FROM DRIVING AND GOING TO SCHOOLS. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO SHAME WOMEN INTO THINKING THAT PREVENTION, AND USING CONTRACEPTION IS A BAD THING. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT TRY TO SHAME OTHER WOMEN INTO FEELING ASHAMED FOR TRYING TO FIGHT FOR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO TALK WITH A SEVERELY FORKED TONGUE LIKE ANY OTHER SNAKE IN THE GRASS, WHO PUTS DOWN MOTHERS, AND OTHERS WHO CARE ABOUT THINGS. YOU JOAN, ARE A HYPOCRITICAL MESS OF A HUMAN BEING. AND YES WE DARE TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU THINK AND WHO YOU ARE. WE SURE AS HELL DO. SINCE YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS ABOUT ANYTHING THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT. YOU THROW STONES TO SEE IF THEY HIT GLASS AND IF THEY DO YOU LIGHT A MATCH TO KEEP IT GOING. ALL TO SAY SEE WHAT A GREAT WRITER I AM, WHEN ALL YOU ARE DOING IS READING WHAT OTHERS HAVE WRITTEN AND COMMENTING ON IT.  WE AREN'T CLAIMING TO BE WRITERS. WE ARE SNARKISTS. WHAT IS ORIGINAL WITH YOU, HAH? NOTHING, AND NADA. YOU ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL.; NOTHING BUT A SMALL LITTLE WORM THAT CRAWLS ON THE GROUND, NEXT TO MEN AND WOMEN WHO STAND UP FOR SOMETHING AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. YOU, JOAN, ARE AN ETERNAL DOWNER, THE ORIGINAL ANTI OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. FRANKLY WE ARE ASHAMED FOR YOU AND HIGHLY DISGUSTED. BUT WE LOVE YOUR SNARK. AND FOR THAT AND THAT ALONE, WE PRAISE YOU AND WORSHIP AT YOUR SMARMY TOADS FEET. BECAUSE WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU FEED US SUCH DELICIOUS CHOCOLATY GOODNESS. PLEASE OH PLEASE BLESSED MOTHER OF SNARK, DO DO do KEEP IT UP. BUT, YOUR RACISTS RANTS ON YOUR BLOG BY YOUR SNARKIE FISTIES WE COULD DO WITHOUT. ENTIRELY ABUSIVE UNNECESSARY HIGHLY OFFENSIVE. CANT YOU KEEP YOUR LITTLE PEONS IN L;INE? WELL THAT'S OK. WE WILL EXPOSE YOUR LITTLE “COMMENTATORS” ON OUR BLOG, WHERE OUR GOOGLE PLUS ACCOUNT HAS 12 thousand HITS. YEAH. LETS SEE WHAT PAPER WILL HAVE U WRITING FOR THEM NEXT. I AM SURE IT WILL BE IN SOME DEEP REDNECK COUNTRY SOMEWHERE IN MONTGOMERY WHERE THEY LIKE TO WEAR BLACK, AND BOOTS ON THE WEEKENDS WHEN THEY ARE SWILLING DOWN THEIR BEER AND SHOOTING OFF THEIR GUNS IN THE WOODS. WAY TO GO JOAN. WHAT A fkn legacy ! Rock on!"

Suddenly, we wake up, with severe stomach cramps and race to the bathroom. It is the dead of night. We trip over a bushel of GMO corn, and fall on a half opened bag of roundup, until we stumble into the bathroom and plop ourself on the commode, and suddenly, bursting forth from our tortured entrails, comes GMO CHOCOLATY GOODNESS!. But instead of being normal chocolaty goodness, each strained lump has a picture of Joan, and some of Chuck too, floating on top of them, saying...PROPAGANDA!!! PROPAGANDA!!!...

We awake, drenched with sweat, and grab a cup of water at our bedside, and assure ourselves that it was just a dream, just a dream!

OK KIDS AS PORKY PIG WOULD SAY...THAT'S ALL FOLKS! 

Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Team