Farmers Daughter Features kaua'i Snarklectic in epic Blogpost-WE HAVE FINALLY ARIVED!

The Character, Hawaii Farmers Daughter, meets the Character Kaua'i Snarklectic! And it is a surprisingly amiable meeting!

HERE SHE IS FOLKS< TOKYO ROSE HERSELF! THE ONE< THE ONLY JONI ROSE KIMIYA OR WHATEVER> But WE like to call her: Groani. We have been gleaning yummy posts off her blogs for several days now. We actually have Groan to thank, for giving us some of our "style" here, at Kauai Snarklectic. While we learned at the feet of Joan Cornrow for basic blogging style, and set up, and basic Snark, GROANI's style of grabbing posts off the internet (seemingly for hours and hours on end...WOW she must not have much time left for "Farming".

Anyways, we will have a LOT more about her, but lets check in With momi, who is part NATIVE HAWAIIAN YOU NITWITS!(A lot of Anti's, ie those who are against supporting legislation that requires chemical seed companies that spray RUP's near schools, hospitals, and public places such as peoples private homes reveal what they are spraying and when), keep saying that Momi isn't Hawaiian but Mexican. STFU, you brainless narcoleptic septic braindead GMO Zombie losers. So WHAT if she is Mexican? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR POINT ON THE RACE AND ETHNICITY OF ANYONE THAT SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THIS ISSUE THE RACE OR ETHNICITY OF SOMEONE IS ENTIRELY NON CONSEQUENTIAL AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ISSUE AT HAND> RACE BATING< AND RACE HATING ARE NOW FEDERAL CRIMES>


Sheesh, if I was these people, i would totally be a lot more careful what  typed crap emanates from their stubby little fingers.


*whew*


OK, So, here is the REAL BREAKDOWN of who, and what this "Lady" and I use the term loosely is. Apparently SHE is the one that started the whole, how can we put it....EVERYONETHAQT DOESNT AGREE WITH GMOS IS AN ECO TERRORIST trip.


Not only that, since we have been looking at all of her postings, and fellow bloggers, anon of course, GOGOGMO, and AOLEALOHAAOLEGMO, (what a stupid Mouthfull, but its snarky so we like it)....that is where WE got the saying GOGOBABS!...and of course, from Joan we got the GOGO SNARKIE FISTIES. The snark part came from us of course. *And they call 2491 supporters childish!...tsk tsk, ladies. You bored little housewives should really find something else to do with your time, instead of perusing social media all day and night to find comments.


We can do it, but that is just because we have a double standard, and  we can do what we like. Ooh, I bet that makes your ears just steam doesn't it? Well, write a post about it!.


An

yaws, here is the lowdown on good ole Tokyo Rose. We also notice, these people don't actually POST the comments they get from people that don't agree with them. What they do is see what they get in their box, and then Use it, ripping it to shreds, as the basis of a post. This is done with ALL of the snark blogs we diss here, so it seems to be a theme. With the amount of hits we get on our account, during our first week up, (yes kids we have been online a whole week), we are over the three thousand mark, we KNOW the reason why they aren't posting is because THEY know we WILL roast them over an open fire, and then ban their asses. That's because we have learned from watching THEIR behavior. We just up the ante a fuckton.


YA gotta love this, cuz GROANI put this up on HER site, gleaning it from ANOTHER site, to make a point on HER site, and now WE are putting it up on OUR site, to Diss Joni. Isn't that just the most awesome delicious chocolate log goodness you ever saw?


Ok so after you read this and get all edumacated and stuff, thanks to the anti 2491 supporters who hate farmers that farm organically, and want to run them out of business *isn't that terrible? HOW AWFUL TO BE SO ANTI FARMER!. Don't you think? I mean ranting and raging against not only FARMERS, that grow food to feed people, but the people that actually BUY THE FOOD!. Shameful, isn't it? Why these anti 2491 supporters want you and your children to starve! They want to rid Hawaii of organic farms! FARMERS UNITE!. lets get rid of these chemical seed companies that want to rid Hawaii of good, honest farmers who know how to use safer soap and a garden hose to get aphids off their kale leaves!


Right? Right?


LOLZ


Anyway, read on, my little Fistie Snarkie Fistie lovers:



Less then a week old, with almost 3THOUSAND views on our google plus account, we are getting the jolt of our lives!. This isn't as good as being featured on Joan Conrows blog, but its the next best thing!


And she was pretty cool and fun about it!

But then, we did kinda go easy on her.


Cuz, yanno, shes a farmer, and we like farmers.
*insert sarcasm here*

Actually she didn't exactly get it herself. We were poking fun at HER, as in the "Character" of the "farmers Daughter".


We would also like to point out, that she does NOT live on Kaua'i but on another island, that is also trying to pas GMO related laws.


Further, we would also like to point out that being "Ag Proud" has nothing to do with being "GMO Proud".


TONS of farmers are NOT in support of GMO's. And lots of non-farmers aren't either. they are called CONSUMERS. Which farmers need, in order to put rice in their bowls. If you are a REAL farmer, you listen to the CONSUMERS.


We loved the part about how she couldn't figure out how to get the aphids off of her Kale, except with pesticides. She just shoulda  asked us. We know how to do that "Local Style" People have been using Joy Dishwashing liquid, mixed with water, and sprayed on their leafy veggies for DECADES here. Apparently, the really great, and awesome FARMER didn't know the most easiest and simplest trick in the book.


Oh, and she talks about her "Backyard garden", but she rages elsewhere about "backyard gardens isn't ag".,


So, inquiring minds wanna know. Are you a FARMER, with like I don't know, an actual "FARM", or are you a "Gardener".?


That can't control aphids, by spraying them with a garden hose once a day?

Here are some posts from her facebook page mentioning Kauai Snarkclectic, and her aphid problem, that she can't figure out without dousing the leaves with roundup. Because she grew up dirt poor as a farmers kid. SO you would assume they didn't spray roundup on the fields. They woulda used dishwashing soap like everyone else did.

 


We are just asking.


Here are some posts she and her supporters, apparently we assume, also, big scale farming operations commented. We also have included a picture that was on the site. We aren't sure if it is her, but we are going to assume anyway that it is.


But Chuckles showed up and tried to make us cry at our own party.

 Chuckles, who could do with a little gardening, or farming workout (Chuck Lasker, who has been banned from this site, for being Chuck Lasker. Why because we can. Gone, but not forgotten)

Sorry, Chuckles, didn't work. Mostly because hes not funny, hes just smarmy. And he has a great big chip on his shoulder. Which is the only thing big about that guy.

We bet if we met the farmers daughter, we would prolly like her, and have a great time, conversing, over a cup of GMO laced coffee, and a cup of Iced water. The water would be for us, of course. Coffee gets us too jittery.





Hawaii Farmers Daughter Features Kauai Snarklectic on Her Blog We are totally thrilled, honored and excited about it!




Hats off to the farmers daughter! We were actually pretty surprised at how well she took what wee gave her. She was actually a lot of fun, and took it pretty well, and in stride. She really seemed to get into the spirit of our posts. perhaps, even the Farmers Daughter can see that sometimes its just best to go with the flow, and have some fun, rather then to froth at the mouth constantly.

Speaking of frothing at the mouth, Chuckles, IE Mr. Chuck Lasker, up and coming man about town and newcomer to Kauai is trying to figure out just who "Kaua'i Snarklectic" is. He has got a pretty good idea of who it is, and makes some pretty awesome slanderous, inflammatory and defamation style type comments. But, If you will all recall, from Chuckles posts before, he was real cautious about cautioning US about being inflammatory, slanderous, and defaming characters and stuff. Yeap, Chuck we got that. He also didn't think we knew the difference between parodying, dissing, ragings, ranting, and having just good clean dark humorous fun, to slandering and defamation of character.

AU Contrere, my good man, we most certainly do know the difference. our advice to you, is quit while you are ahead.

As for Farmers Daughter, we really like her reaction, and are really enjoying the fame and fortune which will so obviously flow from having ourselves so wonderfully highlighted on her epically awesome blog.


Way to go, farmers daughter!


Snark Ebert gives it two thumbs up!


As for Mr. Chuck Lasker, one thumb in each nostril. Sorry, big guy


here is the awesome oh so snarky post from the "farmers Daughter", who deff needs to lighten up on the hair products. Guess she ain't a hula dancer.


So on this post, they ream Andy parks, who actually yes is (and WAS), a REAL reporter. And an excellent author and writer, and who has actually been here prolly as long as the Farmers Daughter has been , way longer then Joan has been and got here LIGHTYEARS before Chuck did.


Here is the post, read it yourselves, and see just how full of vinegar and piss these people are. Yet, look at what they write and how they conduct themselves. In fact farmers daughter has never met Andy Parx. That is becauseshe doesn't live on Kaua'i. She is like Pete Antonson, and posts about people she doesn't even know, like she knows them so well. What a name dropper, sheesh!Chuck prolly passes him in the stores on Kauai all the time, and doesn't even know who he is. TO enlighten Chuckles, AND the farmers Daughter, we have included a picture of Mr. Andy parks.

Reaming Andy Parx, instead of trying to get rid of the aphids on her kale, and chuck sticks around to post instead of getting a workout with his opposable thumbs

 

JUAN WILSON, ANDY PARX Above, snark in the middle. YUM, a snark sammy!

 

 THIS GUY WORKS FOR A LIVING! (Go figure!)

From the Insane asylum, while wandering around lost, food stamps in hand, and unmedicated. Just like we like to be. MMM boy ya.

By the way, Chuck, are you really the farmers daughter? Just wondering, we were just making an assumptive connection. We can't prove it, but it sounds like it would be fun to speculate about.

Kaua'i Snarklectic Publishing Team